If I Was President

Heres your dream come true homies..
Just say wat u'd do if u were the president.

For ex:

If I was president I would make marijuana legal.

 

i would swap the anti-bud campaigns for anti-alcohol, meth, junk, ghetto drug campaigns

 

but only to tell people FACTS, the truth, so no one feels like they are being lied to.

 

If I was president, inaugurated on friday, assasinated on saturday, buried on sunday...

 

Damn straight..

If I was president I would quit shoving democracy up everyones ass

 

how about just make the country truly democratic?
or even just somewhere near it

 

i would make it national cake day and it would be a day all ppeoples of any nationality race creed color or gender would give me cake ... and some browies

 

I'd have my own personal glass blower to make pieces for me.

 

i would declare everybody run around naked, the flag is just like the canadian flag but its green and kick out that maple leaf and pop in a pot leaf, declare the u.s a national peace zone, legalize bud, and a bunch of other skeffy shit like that.

 

if i were the president i'd do what Clinton did!

 

go for a fat and ugly bitch?

why wouldn't you do what Kennedy did and end up fucking Beyonce or some shit?

 

because Kennedy got shot

 

LOL!!!! thats a great answer!!!

If I were president I would make sure every girl knew what a wonder weed was for cramps..of course after legalizing it as well as shrooms...

Other drugs (acid and coke only) would be able to be bought in a store once you were over 21

and I would have a sex swing in my office...

 

I'd make weed legal along with Hashish, and I would sticken up the laws on harder and alcahol.

 

yeah but better than becoming a total bitch for a woman like Hillary

 

Wow, you guys have great platforms [sarcasm]. If you were president why not use that power for good! Right all the wrongs, unfortunatly theres so many wrongs I won't even get into it here. Remember, legalizing drugs is not a very important issue at all compared to poverty, war, and corruption for example.

 

well i wont get married then gosh stop stomping on my dreams =(

 

make a national hoffman bicycle ride day, national nudist day, favourite band day where everyone would wear thier favourite band's tshirt, just fun stuff, new things.

 

If I Were President

 

we are more realistica than that
Congress would turn on us if we tried to do good