If I was pregnant...

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  1. Mitok

    Mitok Senior Member

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    What's the first thing you would do?
     
    Mitok, Apr 2, 2008
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  3. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Cry. And wonder who's the father.
     
    Piaf, Apr 2, 2008
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  5. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    Throw up?
    If that doesn't count, then I guess I would have to figure out a way to tell my boyfriend without him going into cardiac arrest... :stunned:
     
    FireflyInTheDark, Apr 2, 2008
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  7. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    I think Mitok is asking if he was pregnant. or am i wrong?
     
    Cate8, Apr 2, 2008
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  9. badassdawickedmoose

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    Call the newspapers.
     
    badassdawickedmoose, Apr 2, 2008
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  11. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    If you were pregnant i would have maybe 150 questions to ask you
     
    seamonster66, Apr 2, 2008
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  13. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Oh. Well, if Mitok was pregnant , I'd be happy for him.
    If I was pregnant, I wouldnt be so happy.
     
    Piaf, Apr 2, 2008
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  15. Mitok

    Mitok Senior Member

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    Cate's correct.
    I'm expecting everybody respond exactly like seamonster
     
    Mitok, Apr 2, 2008
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  17. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    personally, i would probably demand you get an abortion, and if you refuse, you will never hear from me again...
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Apr 2, 2008
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  19. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    id rub your belly
    because im creepy like that :D
     
    Allonym, Apr 2, 2008
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  21. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Mitok could always sell it to Death's friend for $750...
     
    mitten_kitten, Apr 2, 2008
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  23. nynysuts

    nynysuts No Gods, No Masters

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    I would say EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! very loudly and do a little dance.
     
    nynysuts, Apr 2, 2008
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  25. Strawberry_Fields_Fo

    Strawberry_Fields_Fo RN

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    I would call the International Child Slave Holders Association and tell them I got a white one on the way.
     
    Strawberry_Fields_Fo, Apr 2, 2008
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  27. Mitok

    Mitok Senior Member

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    Hell, you can giver it if you want
     
    Mitok, Apr 2, 2008
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  29. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Quite the contrary, if Mitok got an abortion. I'd be pissed at him.
     
    praxiskepsis, Apr 2, 2008
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  31. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    good point, i would definitely encourage him to give birth, then i would take the baby and sell it on ebay
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Apr 2, 2008
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  33. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    If you were pregnant i would have maybe 150 questions to ask you
     
    stinkfoot, Apr 2, 2008
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  35. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    die a thousand deaths whilst stabing myself in the eye with a frozen stick wrapped in ice.
     
    crummyrummy, Apr 2, 2008
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  37. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    I would kick the snot out of the father.
     
    warmhandedcanadian, Apr 2, 2008
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  39. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    whew, I am safe......
     
    crummyrummy, Apr 2, 2008
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