If I had power

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by BtownBlazer, Feb 2, 2009.

  1. BtownBlazer

    BtownBlazer Member

    Every one in the united states who is able to,would be required to grow at least one weed plant by law.
     
  2. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    What if you're allergic?
     
  3. BtownBlazer

    BtownBlazer Member

    I haven't ever heard of anyone being allergic to weed, if so then you have to apply for a waver.
     
  4. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

    All that would probably do is flood the market with schwag, only about 15% of people smoke on any kind of quasi basis
     
  5. BtownBlazer

    BtownBlazer Member

    I thought about that,they would be required to put love and care into their plants also.
     
  6. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

    But now it's just Orwellian
     
  7. MarcoWasRight

    MarcoWasRight Member

    Have you seem some of the shit posted in the growing section? Some of these people have no idea what they are doing but they just throw a seed in soil and think it will magically turn into Sour Diesel X Super Silver Haze X Cheese in a matter of minutes.

    The last thing I want is some dumbass 14 year old trying to sell me his homegrown shit that was cut 3 weeks early and never dried or cured.
     
  8. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

    Scroll back far enough in time and you'll find this once was required by people..
     
  9. BtownBlazer

    BtownBlazer Member

    They dont have to sell it they just have to own it. Everyone will be required to take a class on growing weed in elementary school and high school.
     
  10. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

    I hope you never have power.
     
  11. lucjl volcin

    lucjl volcin Senior Member

    What if the one plant you grew ended up being a male
     
  12. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

    Then youre SOL arent ya???
     
  13. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

    your plan leaks like a sieve.
    everyone should be taught how to cook, clean, balance a checkbook, make rope, and advanced first aid. everyone should be taught how to grow food, store it and be more self sufficient. learning to grow weed specifically is stupid, a class on herbs is more worthwhile, it is an herb after all. in a broad class about herbs you'd learn about drying herbs, what parts are viable as medicines or flavorings, and you'd have more knowledge of what is or is not safe. if you know how to make cordage then growing weed is worthwhile, no matter male or female, because you can use the fibers to make other things.
    i think there are more important things than forced specialization in weed. then again, i am a generalist, not a specialist. being a specialist could screw you in a survival situation.
     
  14. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

    You familiar with the Heinlein quote?
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! "
     
  15. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

    i was not familiar with that, but give me 15 minutes and i will be. that sounds like my new favorite quote.

    i like this one too
    Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.
     
  16. dixie_pixy

    dixie_pixy Refried Hippie

    Sounds like a plan! When do we vote?
     
  17. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

    we'll put telescreens in everyones house so that we can constantly monitor the progress of their plant... anyone who doesn't put enough love or care into their plant will be disposed of immediately.

    Freedom is slavery.
    Ignorance is strength.
    Big Brother is watching YOU!
     

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