Hey. I came up with this thing I want to do to my roomate, since he is always messing with people and giving them crap... I want to have an ENTIRE DAY of practical jokes, consistantly happening throughout the day. Heh. I think It would be hilarious. Sooo give me some Ideas I can set up...
1. put invinsible ink in his pen. 2. put whip cream in his pillow. 3. wrap his entire desk with aluminum foil 4. add baileys to his coffee
Hello! I seen the following gag on a MASH episode and I think it might be a good one to pull on your roommate because you could keep it going for weeks. When he is not around get all his pants and take in the waistline a “little” bit. Then when he goes to try them on he will think he is putting on weight – when he asks you if he is getting fat – say well maybe and suggest he start jogging around the block. (be sure to smile and wave ever time he jogs past your window) After a week – take in his pants a little bit more. After a few weeks you could make him think he is getting taller by hemming his pant cuffs up. Cheers!
pour glue in his boots. ductape or sew him to the floor. wood/carpet. bake food with shit. uncap his booze n piss innit. remember not to drinkit. get him passed out roll him over n tape his asscheeks apart, take a photo , go to kinkos n make fliers . dirty bitch seeks young boys to bounce pogo sticks deep in my ass. bake sum lasagna, puke in the red sauce before u bake it.pour rubber cement into his lotion and shampoo.
clear wrap on the toilet,get a wireless voice activator and put one part in the bathroom, keep the other part. when they go to the bathroom set it up so the machine will make a horrifying noise.they'll piss all over themselves
