Ideas That Never Took Off

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  1. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    List them Here...

    Mine:

    1. Meat Flavored Ice Cream

    2. Fishhook Underwear
     
  2. nesta

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    1. single lane dead end one way toll roads...cheap to build, make some money and run away :p

    2. transdermal THC patches "to help me quit smoking"

    3. over the counter LSD nasal spray....they can measure microgram doses for other drugs this way, why not LSD? it can be snorted in its pure form, and this way you dont have the problem of getting your batches of kool-aid mixed up or having kids mistake the microdots for candies...hey, maybe it can come in a variety of cool smells, too, like "warm cookies," "sandalwood," or "strawberry"
     
  3. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    2 and 3 are VERY good ideas. I'm behind them! I'm sure with the right marketing...
     
  4. nesta

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    what would the brand name be? i'm thinking something pharmaceutical sounding, yet slangish....like Nasocid®

    can you imagine a world where you could be riding the subway home from work, take a few quick hits from your piña colada scented Nasocid® spray bottle, and be tripping in time for dinner and a beautiful sunset? it would be wonderful!

    hey, i should get into the product design field....

    better living through chemistry indeed
     
  5. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    i just want a tool that can cut all the flesh off a mango seed
     
  6. TheLizardQueen

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    Hmm some marijuana scented perfume would make a great stocking stuffer
     
  7. hippypaul

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    I kind of like tripasnif - the only way to fly
     
  8. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    indeed
     
  9. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Post Nasal Trip
     
  10. forest_pixie84

    forest_pixie84 Senior Member

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    what about meat flavored underwear, for the wife of the blue collar gentalmen?

    you see that? how I put those two together? that's how the real engineers do it.
     
  11. nesta

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    but a REAL engineer would realize for the blue collar gentleman, money doesnt grow on trees and be forced to give up such burgeois distractions as disposable meat flavored undergarments, when he can purchase dependable, reusable designs and buy food with actual nutrition and save money in the long run. thats how a REAL real engineer would do it....
     
  12. forest_pixie84

    forest_pixie84 Senior Member

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    I'm confused. Are you upset by what I wrote because it was a joke & I myself am an engeneer in training & the daughter of someone who's current occupation is well below the status of "blue colar". or is this a joke?
     
  13. nesta

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    its a joke
     
  14. nesta

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    koozie? is that a beer or something?
     
  15. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    it's an insulator to keep your beer cold longer. Foam thingy your beer sits down in.
     
  16. nesta

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    oh ok...never heard that word....sounds kinda dirty....
     
  17. bedlam

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    heated keyboards and mice..
     
  18. BradinTheGreat

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    They already have a cannabis scented fragrance. Here's the link I found on NORML site: http://www.smellkaya.com/.
     
  19. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    LOL! "I was all up in this hot koozie..." :)
     
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    A pill to make your penis smaller.
     

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