I'd suck dick for weed

everyone always quotes that movie where they're like "i'd suck dick for coke cause that's an addiction but not weed" (i know i completely fucked up the quote but that's what it means)

but hell,
if someone said they'd give me like a pound of weed or even like a quarter pound or just a lot of some good shit, for sucking their dick
I'd definitely fuckin do it.

unless they had an STD.

 

your one expensive hooker

 

^ lmao yeah that is pretty steep

 

if its a chick and they like dick i guess i see no prob. me on the other hand never.

 

well of course a chick would suck dick for weed.. just like i'd eat pussy for weed..

 

Hahaha a 15 year old girl making something on the internet about sucking dick for weed? I smell Chris Hanson.

 

Shit, I if you were good, I would throw you an 1/4 max.

 

yeah well i'd still do it for 1/4 hahah but idk i made it big cause i know it's different since i'm a girl

but i guess i'd eat someone out for a lot of weed.

 

i'm not actually going to, or offering to. and i know no one is gunna give anyone a pound of weed for sucking them off.

i was just saying that i WOULD since that quote says that people wouldn't suck dick for weed.

 

stay in school. get a part time job to pay for your weed. A suck dicks because they're attached to someone you like.

On a side note, there was a girl who sucked dicks in college if you'd pack her a bowl. So, you might be seeing this as more lucrative than it really is.

 

hot damn atriot:

 

some ppl wuld suck dick for a soda that doesnt mean weeds an adiction just that ya like to suck dick...

congrats

 

I know you aren't offering to. It was a joke. You can get really cheap pounds though if you know the right people, I've heard of shit shwag that sold for 90 an lb before.

 

:huh:

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=QMpUuspjc7Y

"I've seen him!"

 

90 dollars for an ounce of schwag, are you kidding me. I sure hope you didn't mean that like omg that is cheap, because wow it isn't. If you were saying that you have heard people sell that to someone ,obviously ripping them off, then that is fine

 

maybey he meant Lb instead of O.

 

Damn right I'd eat some pussy for weed or money. It wouldn't even have to be a lot of weed; I'd eat some pussy for a blunt, so long as it was a clean/fresh pussy:drool:

Hell, if I was a female or if I was gay.....I would suck dick for some weed.

 

id totally eat clean pussy, hell id do it for free if it was really really fresh.

so yeah, im the biggest whore, now scatter!

 

hahaha the thread title alone had me rolling. Id suck dick just for the sake of sucking said dick, but only someone I like. I wouldnt do it for weed, or anything else really nor just anybody. It would ruin my favorite activity. I have sucked dick while my fuck buddy smoked a Kush joint. He liked it so much he expects it, and I oblige. hehe