Ice Cream Bars...

Just Out of Vague Curiosity...

I was Wondering if Anyone Else Sits on their Ice Cream Bar...Before Opening...

So that the Ice Cream is Slightly melted Before Upwraping and Consuming...

Hmmm??

 

flatulence bars?
yum?

 

doesnt it get all squished?

 

OK...Not Sitting on the Bar with Full Body Weight...

But Tucking the Bar Under the Vag...Where There is Alost of Warmth and the Bar wiill Not be Crushed...

 

vag flavoured icecream?

chocolate's my preference..that or peppermint

 

I don't know what a vag is, but I assume that it wouldn't be a very good flavor of ice cream

 

OK...I am Assuming it is Only I who Does this...

 

i am assuming that is a good assumption.

 

i think so..want me to try it? make you feel better

 

Vag would be short for vagina.

 

wait....vag as in vagina? Yeah.....I don't think Baskin Robbins will be adding that flavor any time soon

 

Wtf?

 

you never know...they have added every other flavour havent they. :H

 

Yes...You Should try...

You may Find the Coldness Slightly Stimulating...

 

uke:
anyway, i like ice cream bars fresh from teh freezer. by tthe time i get to the last couple bitse its a little melty anyway

 

you know when your tounge gets stuck to an ice cream and you have to sit there for a while in the sun waiting for it to de-frost itself...what if that happens..you'd feel kind of foolish with an icecream bar hanging from your vag wouldnt you :H

 

Through my Jeans???

 

obviously i stick my ice cream bars in my crotch before consumption, i mean honestly did you really need to ask...?

 

no :H

 

Melty ice cream makes me a sad panda.