I wrote a Christmas poem.

Discussion in 'Back to the Garden' started by luvhuffer, Dec 21, 2005.

  1. luvhuffer

    luvhuffer Member

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    I'm baby sitting for my sons 5 year old sister, and wrote her this. I just thought I'd share.

    Twas the night before Christmas
    It was foggy as heck
    And Rudolph was grounded
    With a sprain in his neck
    “Oh my” said old Santa
    “it’s too foggy I fear,
    to make my deliveries
    for Christmas this year!”

    Then up spoke the little girl
    Reindeer named Bess
    “Let me do the leading,
    I’ve got GPS”
    The boy Reindeers snickered
    “A girl lead the ride?”
    It was just too much
    for their manly old pride.

    Well Santa was getting
    Much hipper each year.
    And spreading the joy
    with more high tech gear.
    So he pondered a moment
    And then said with Glee
    ”What a fine new idea,
    It sure works for me!”

    “You Reindeer stop fighting!
    Intel? AMD?
    I couldn’t care less.
    I’m busy you see.
    With Bess in the lead
    We’ll make out all right
    And gifts will be delivered
    This Christmas eve night!”

    So he hitched up his Reindeer
    With Bess in the lead
    And a bag of fresh batteries
    In case of the need
    Checking longitude and lat
    She led a course true
    And in no time at all
    His rounds were all through

    So you business guys out there
    Learn from this tale
    A woman can lead you
    As well as a male
    And as for the kiddies
    They were happy this year
    With all kinds of goodies
    And cool high tech gear.

    Merry ... and happy ... to you and yours this holiday season.
     
  2. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    Hey that's pretty good Luvhuffer.


    Maybe you could end it with;

    And we heard him exclaim,
    As he shouldered his sack,
    "Merry Christmas to all,
    Next stop--Radio Shack!"
     
  3. gate68

    gate68 Senior Member

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    Sorry i'm confused.Your daughter?Nevermind.good writing and a great story for a young girl.
     
  4. teepi

    teepi living my dream

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    great poem.
    Merry Christmas to you and yours also.
     
  5. luvhuffer

    luvhuffer Member

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    Her mom is my sons mom, and her dad is doing life for purse snatching (3 strikes shit), so I'm her surrogate daddy and she's my sweet angel and were both each others friend.
     
  6. sugarmaggie

    sugarmaggie ~Green Eyed Devil~

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    That's just too cute...:)

    Happy holidays to you and your family as well.
     
  7. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    Great Satire LH
    Carry on
    Brightest Blessings
    sh
     
  8. gate68

    gate68 Senior Member

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    you're a good man...
     
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