I would do me.

Would you?

I know you would.

Life is still perfect.

 

Food for your ego, huh?

Nope. never would I.

 

It's gotta eat sometime.

Sex is good, you know.

 

if ur the one on the right, then I would pork you till you bled

 

I am not you, but I generally am only on here when I am either sick, poor or depressed. The idea of coming on to tell people how great life is is strange to me. But then I am not you.

 

Be careful what you say about her, she's a witch.

 

If you don't love your life, then you're doing it wrong.

 

pfft

that doesn't even phase me.

I have a reputation for fucking porcupines....... well, fucking everything actually, but witch.... pffft


i don't believe in witches

 

Uh...well I have a chronic immune disorder that keeps me from pretty much doing most of the things I want to do, but I still do pretty well considering. I would have to say "loving" my life would by counterproductive right now.

Anyway.....people who say what you just said possess the kind of happiness everyone wants...thats good. Keep it up.

 

I'd do BOTH.

Your girlfriend needs to be involved though. Otherwise we'll call it off.

 

I love you guys. This place is a source of infinite entertainment, I never know what I'm gonna hear next.

 

I intend to. SMILE.

 

In case you didn't know, they're all witches.

 

there might come a time when you will beg NOT to know what comes next

 

in that case, she shouldn't be much of a challenge......

 

You couldn't handle what she's throwing. Trust me.

 

I doubt it.

 

...

 

That was great, my friend.

 

I would SO spork your gf. Spork? Or is it pork....