I wonder

Can I sell myself on ebay? How much could I get?

 

you hot?

 

you want naughty pix.. ?

 

$3.17 down payment and $2.73 per hour.

 

you offerin'?

 

Should I just let people bid away or what, cuz I mean I don't want to be getting fucked for 300 dollars you know what I mean? I have top quality sausage and a good looking face to boot.

 

it's against ebay rules..


i already tried..

 

There has to be loop holes? Can I sell something and as part of the deal I come with it?

 

how will the shipping work?



and another question,
do you enjoi your big toes being massaged by microwaves covered in olive oil?

 

If someone seriously will help me and can sell me for atleast 200,000 I will give you 45,000 dollars. We can do this legit, contract and everything.

I feel 200,000 dollars is a legitimate price for me. I have the looks.. few talents. All in all thats a pretty sweet deal. I can talk and write. I have some college education. and im fucking sexy.

 

I'll fly, drive, walk.

and if your the buyer, and thats what you like then of course honey cakes, lay it on me.

 

would you call me abe vigoda

and fetch me chocolate crickets


i only have $30 right now but i would bid if you did it. i'm that one guy on ebay that just bids on things but i will never get them. until one day.

mon cheri

 

i'll give you six bucks and half of my sandwich.

 

Ill call you the messiah if youd like.

 

So right now the highest bidder is thirty dollars, or six dollars and a half a sandwhich.. What kind of sandwhich is it?

 

one that cost me that other four dollars

 

I see.. I hope its not tuna. I hate tuna.

 

what kind of sandwich do you like?

 

bus ticket

 

any kind but tuna, if you pay enough I guess cockmeat. But I mean I baby powdered my butthole/gooch area today.