I woke up this morning and....

I grabbed myself a beer :cheers2:

I didn't go to school today because there was some Celebration Day bullshit.

My parents are at work and shit and they have so much beer left over from the weekend. I started drinking around 9 and I'm on my almost 5 beer.'

I got a nice buzz. My stomach is feelin' kinda fucked though because I had cereal earlier and it's all coagulatin' together in there.

Oh well I'm kinda drunk. I know drinking on an empty stomach is bad but I don't care at the moment.

....Let it roll baby roll, let it roll, all night loooooong.

 

hoser!

 

Ahhh, milk before beer.

After 5 beers I'm usually done hahaha :tongue:
....except that one time

 

go steal some barbeques and your day will be complete!! hahaa:cheers2:

 

One of the best lines in history :cheers2:

 

I thought your thread was gonna say "all i can say was that party last night was awfully crazy" ahah.

I wish I had some beer right now, I'm in fuckin school... and I've got exams tomorrow, monday and tuesday.

 

Ok, I'm not drinkin' anymore.

6 beer and I'm loaded.

I feel like a lightweight. Hell, if only I got this drunk with so little beer at parties. I would save so much money.

Hell yeah for empty stomach drinking.

 

Woot

 

dose your mom know you drink:?

 

Yes.

And she lets me drink, my dad on the other hand lets me drink but doesn't want me to.

But if they found out I drank in the morning and stole some leftover beers they'd probably be a little pissed lol.

 

without a proper meal in your belly.

 

I have the drunken munchies now so I'm gonna make brunch lololol

 

What I would do for a 6 pack... Ugh I want to get drunk.

 

Yeah, it's better to get breakfast after your first beer next time . Then you can happily drink til lunch :cheers2:

 

It's too early for brunch!...or does it not matter since you already had cereal?

Edit:It's my friends bday today and her mom's coming up tonight to make dinner and such, so I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get drunk.

 

It's 11:00 it's a lil late for brunch

But, I eat 7 small meals a day.

 

^^ I thought brunch was from 10 - 11:59

 

Idk.. if lunch is at 12.. would brunch be in the middle like at 10... if breakfast is at like 7. or 8.

idk.. ahah who cares, just eat.

 

i just drank 2 more beer and now I'm back to being drunk lol. I'm munchin cookies and smokin bongs.

lol I originally typed "I'm baked to being bumped". And then realized it was all wrong.

 

Lol, not even close:tongue:^

I always do that shit though.I love smoking after drinking.Vice versa just makes me feel different...