i wish i was a female, at times..

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by soulrebel51, Aug 27, 2005.

  1. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    i'd love to know how it feels to have a penis in your vagina, ass, and mouth all at the same time..

    what does it feel like? :D
     
  2. Aerosolhalos

    Aerosolhalos Member

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    I always thought masturbating as a girl would be a million times more fun having the option of exploring. Male masturbation is so mechnical and formulatic.
     
  3. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    I just wanna be a chick so I cna be A) sexy (dudes are not sex) B) a real easy slut if I choose C) a real big tease D) masturbate there way
     
  4. Aerosolhalos

    Aerosolhalos Member

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    And let us not forget the fun of being involved in hot girl-on-girl type action.
     
  5. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    I'll bet it feels like getting tangled up with an octopus
     
  6. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    that goes without saying dude
     
  7. dibbo69

    dibbo69 Fuck em all

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    I agree that it would be great to have a pussy and a guys mind to go with it so you could have men eating out of the palm of your hand, or any where you want actually. Ever since I learned how to pull on my cock it has been a favorite fantasy of mine. The thing that us guys are so quick to forget though is that monthly visitor and all of the fun that comes with it like cramps, changing tampons, getting it when your not prepared. Women, I salute you for all the misery you face on a monthly basis. I'm lucky enough to have a woman that doesn't often have bad cramps, but the other day I saw first hand her pain and could do nothing to help relieve her.
     
  8. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    Funny, funny, boys... Ahahah:rolleyes: :D

    I think you're overestimating/fantasizing about it too much.

    However, I wouldn't trade genders for anything in the world. :D
     
  9. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    i had a dream the other night, i was a hentai chick and my best friend was this other hot hentai chick... needless to say it was awesome!
     
  10. WeeDMaN

    WeeDMaN a pothead

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    me and my friends used to have conversations about that, and all came up with the conclusion of if we where , that wed all prolly be lesbos.
     
  11. Unkle_John

    Unkle_John Member

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    I kinda think that us guys have that tought because at one time of our development we where female. Then the "Y" chrom took over and made us men. That explains why we have non-functioning nipples.

    And Dibbo69 is right, I applaud you women for having to put up with that (unless you are on the depo shot like my wife), and for putting up with our desires even if it involves your sister.
     
  12. Ocean Byrd

    Ocean Byrd Artificial Energy

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    Haha, boys... :rolleyes:

    The only reason I wish I were a female, physically, is so that my sex would match up with my gender. Exploring the other stuff would be fun, though...
     
  13. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Ahahaha, holy shit. [​IMG]
     
  14. sacrament32

    sacrament32 Member

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    idk what itd feel like but if u ever need volunteers im right here :)
     
  15. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    what's that chris rock said, about being a woman?every time a man's being nice to you, he's offerin' up the dick. 'here, lemme get the door for you...HOW BOUT SOME DICK....you need help carrying that? ... HOW 'BOUT SOME DICK?"
     
  16. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    How bout a billion dollars? Then you could do hormone therapy to change back and be rich the rest of your life.
     
  17. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    That sounds like alotta fun. :D
     
  18. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    Funny, sometimes I really want to know what it feels like to be a male. If it were possible to switch sexes for a day, I would gladly trade with one of you fine fellows.
     
  19. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    this is one of the funniest threads, typical blokes here lol
     
  20. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    would it be cheating on your partner if you switched body with someone of the opposite sex and masturbated?
     

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