I wish I was a dwarf...

When any of you are high, or not, do you ever wish you were a fictional being? I wish i was a dwarf, like a Tolkien dwarf, with a big bushy beard and an axe strapped on my back. It would be awsome! I can just picture myself in a giant dining hall with mead spilled everywhere and hearty laughter...god Im a dork! lol

 

I'd love to be one of those faeries from A Midsummer Night's Dream. The way they all just chill out in their mystical forest. That would be great.

 

Dude, I think they have their own bars now.

j/k <-

<edit> Almost forgot-> The Catepillar from Alice in Wonderland. Nice and mellow.

 

no you don't.

 

one of those trees from lotr

 

i would want to be...
a cat.

they aren't fictional, but they can jump real high for a small animal.
and they are adorable

 

And I thought I had no future...

 

i thought i was a giant once, because as we were trumping over the snow little twigs were poking out and i thought they were trees.

i'd like to be some kind of imaginary animal, like a dragon or a pegasus or something

 

i'd like to be an alcoholic

 

I was think about how cool it would to have detachable limbs.

 

i think it would be cool to change colour... like blue and purple and shit. cuz then you'd be walking around and everyone would be all
"what the fuck is up with that chick?"

 

Lol, that's the best fictional character i've ever heard of.

Too be honest, i would like to be a leprechaun. I just think it would be fun to be really small and where green all the time. And always have a pot of gold.

 

dude, what if we ARE fictional characters...

oh yeah and that thing about being a fairy from midsummer night's dream... we did a version of that in grade 9 or so, and I HATED acting or public performances, so I picked the shortest part... which turned out to be fairies. The girls had a great time dressing me up in wings and sparkles and shit... it was disgusting hahahahahahahha

 

^^^ haha i did that play in like.... grade 5 i think. i was the one who was a lion or something. and it turned out i was allergic to the mask i had to wwear

 

I'd be Jesus, only i'm not so sure i'd use my super powers for good.

 

You could grant my wishes thereby gaining immunity from prosecution.

Yes, I change my answer to be the ficitional controller of Eugene if he is granted to be Jesus. Unless he is talking about the mexican guy who works down the street (note: he has no powers I know of).

 

My fucking god, i love you stoners you guys! all your answers are so random and...
okay, im just blazed thats all.
anywho:
Id love to be an Animagus, its one of those people in harry potter who can change into an animal of their choice by will when they want. And Id turn into a hippogriff. And fly around and shit. And Id spit on harry potters face....wait fuck no, thats fucking llamas that spit on epople...oh well, I think I could safely say hippogriffs probably do that too.

yup.

 

Lol, true words of a stoner.

 

Haha, this is awsome

 

i wish i was a dragon!!!!!!!!!!!
no need for lighters