I wish I was a dwarf...

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by BudToker, Apr 18, 2007.

  1. BudToker

    BudToker Senior Member

    When any of you are high, or not, do you ever wish you were a fictional being? I wish i was a dwarf, like a Tolkien dwarf, with a big bushy beard and an axe strapped on my back. It would be awsome! I can just picture myself in a giant dining hall with mead spilled everywhere and hearty laughter...god Im a dork! lol
     
  2. I'd love to be one of those faeries from A Midsummer Night's Dream. The way they all just chill out in their mystical forest. That would be great.
     
  3. BudBill

    BudBill Dark Helmet

    Dude, I think they have their own bars now.

    j/k <- :D

    <edit> Almost forgot-> The Catepillar from Alice in Wonderland. Nice and mellow.
     
  4. Gdeadhead420

    Gdeadhead420 DivineMomentsofTruth

    no you don't.
     
  5. killswitchjd

    killswitchjd Senior Member

    one of those trees from lotr
     
  6. l-foote

    l-foote L not i.

    i would want to be...
    a cat.

    they aren't fictional, but they can jump real high for a small animal.
    and they are adorable
     
  7. And I thought I had no future...
     
  8. seaweedyness

    seaweedyness Member

    i thought i was a giant once, because as we were trumping over the snow little twigs were poking out and i thought they were trees.

    i'd like to be some kind of imaginary animal, like a dragon or a pegasus or something
     
  9. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

    i'd like to be an alcoholic
     
  10. 420fuchs

    420fuchs speaks the truth.

    I was think about how cool it would to have detachable limbs.
     
  11. l-foote

    l-foote L not i.

    i think it would be cool to change colour... like blue and purple and shit. cuz then you'd be walking around and everyone would be all
    "what the fuck is up with that chick?"
     
  12. Born2Lose

    Born2Lose Member

    Lol, that's the best fictional character i've ever heard of.

    Too be honest, i would like to be a leprechaun. I just think it would be fun to be really small and where green all the time. And always have a pot of gold.
     
  13. wonderboy

    wonderboy the secret of your power!

    dude, what if we ARE fictional characters...

    oh yeah and that thing about being a fairy from midsummer night's dream... we did a version of that in grade 9 or so, and I HATED acting or public performances, so I picked the shortest part... which turned out to be fairies. The girls had a great time dressing me up in wings and sparkles and shit... it was disgusting hahahahahahahha
     
  14. l-foote

    l-foote L not i.

    ^^^ haha i did that play in like.... grade 5 i think. i was the one who was a lion or something. and it turned out i was allergic to the mask i had to wwear
     
  15. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

    I'd be Jesus, only i'm not so sure i'd use my super powers for good.
     
  16. BudBill

    BudBill Dark Helmet

    You could grant my wishes thereby gaining immunity from prosecution.

    Yes, I change my answer to be the ficitional controller of Eugene if he is granted to be Jesus. Unless he is talking about the mexican guy who works down the street (note: he has no powers I know of).
     
  17. pianoperson60

    pianoperson60 Senior Member

    My fucking god, i love you stoners you guys! all your answers are so random and...
    okay, im just blazed thats all.
    anywho:
    Id love to be an Animagus, its one of those people in harry potter who can change into an animal of their choice by will when they want. And Id turn into a hippogriff. And fly around and shit. And Id spit on harry potters face....wait fuck no, thats fucking llamas that spit on epople...oh well, I think I could safely say hippogriffs probably do that too.

    yup.
     
  18. Born2Lose

    Born2Lose Member

    Lol, true words of a stoner. :p
     
  19. BudToker

    BudToker Senior Member

    Haha, this is awsome
     
  20. CrazedPotHead

    CrazedPotHead Member

    i wish i was a dragon!!!!!!!!!!!
    no need for lighters :p
     

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