I will read your fortune

Please, ask me anything about your future and I will consult with the majestic oracle.


5 cents please.






pip pip and a freaking tally ho

 

Quick! I have to get to bed, the sun is coming up!

 

do you take paypal?

 

hahaha...
Nah he only accepts checks that cost $1.50 to cash!

 

Who is the fairest of the hipsters?

Is it Captain Underwear?

 

Actually I want to do most of you for free ... really.

 

will i manage to overcome me need to rip people out by their throats?

 

Ok Lode- You have your looks but Cap'in has his youth.

mamaKCita-It will go away soon but will revisit in the very near future, either 21 or 28 days depending on the cycle of your moon. I find you disturbingly hard to read.

:leaving:

so I go.

 

somehow i feel like i'm left with nothing here...

 

you art wise. what do my cards say for one to two weeks from now.

 

andrew, will you ever come to america?

 

that's neither the fault of the lode nor of the panties, cap'n underpants

 

My name is ~Panties

Ass pounding sex.

 

prove it. show us your panties!.

 

im curious about your all seeing eye...

 

It's winking at you.

 

underwear is older than lode...hahaha....and underwear is actually super cute.

 

lmao!

 

are you insinuating that it's my fault that i'm older than lode and less cute?

 

They are quite proper arent they?