I Will Answer for you Every Thing.

Ask me anything; and I will answer it.

For real. I'll solve the world's crises, your own personal issues, socioeconomic troubles, or just random miscellany.

Shoot.

 

Why Do So Many People Describe "Grim" As An Obnoxious Asswipe..?....



Cheers Glen.

 

did you get the title for this thread from this recurring skit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFjMBwwyq0w"]YouTube- Mad TV - Ms. Swan at the ATM

 

They envy my Transformer collection.

Nope. You have an awesome sig.

 

Why is it that a person with a question mark for an avatar is giving the answers?

*looks like philosopher*

 

Why do all gym teachers utter the phrase, "Go nuts" when they leave the class alone to 'play' with the dodge balls and basket balls while they go dick around somewhere else?

 

No. No. no.

 

I have a lot of experience asking questions; so I have a big backlog of answers to recycle.

Because they can't just say "Make the different kids feel like shit for 45 minutes".

 

Why do noses run... and feet smell?

 

Because your face is terrifying, and don't say that feet thing anywhere near the BF forums or you'll be fortunate enough to read several pages explaining why feet cannot possibly smell; and only the evil fascist shoe and sock cartels cause odor.

 

If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?

 

I see. Fantastic articulation!

My next question:

Why do they put stools on stage.... for stand-up comedy?

 

I Have Been A Fulltime Barefooter For Years, And This Statement Is

Correct...

Unless You Step In Something Nasty, Feet Smell No Different To Your

Hands..



Cheers Glen.

 

The bible says god made the universe in a number of days, a day is one rotation of earth on its axis.

How did he know how long a day was before he made the earth?

 

My third question:

When will you answer my second question?

 

Why do I want to fuck you so bad?

 

Baby olives.

The same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

 

It could be argued that he made the rotation of the earth match the time he'd already set aside as a 'day'.

In the past.

It's something to do with the gypsy blood; chicks dig it.

 

Great answer.


Next:

If I choke on a chicken, will I become impotent?

 

If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?