I went out for brunch

with a buddy this morning.

Bon's Off Broadway, all day breakfast, $4.99 w/ tax inc coffee, wicked hangover food.

Anyway, I managed to half the most awkward conversation of my life:

Sean: I gotta run, I gotta buy Amanda an anniversary present.
Brad: Didn't you guys break up a long time ago?
Sean: Yeah. Its the first anniversary of our abortion.
Brad: Are you fucking kidding me?
Sean: No... What do I get her? A card? Flowers.
Brad: You fucking freak. Better get her a baby doll.

My scrambeled eggs didn't look so good after this.

 

so what kinda gift do ya get a girl for her 1 year anniverary of a abortion?/

an if its good will ya get laid??
aahhahahhaha,, man,, thats a classic..

 

ahahhahah aint some things better left alone??

man nothins sacred anymore,,..

not the child or the abortion..

let dead babies lie is my theory..

man..

 

quite odd. they hate each other now though.

 

lotta regrets it would seem..

luv n lite

 

geez
your friend is a retard..

 

Waffle Houses are great hangover/munchies restaurants. It could be three am and you could have a gigantic waffle and grits....


I hear Tim Horton's is big on this in Canadia.

 

He pretty much dropped out of life to play poker.

 

well thats an interesting story.

 

I hate Tim Hortons. Owned by Americans but advertising on a Canadian Patriotic basis? Thats just lying.

But no, Tim Hortons is more like a really ghetto Starbucks than an IHOP

 

my brother in law is getting like that..
anytime he aint at work, he is playing online poker

 

Might be a good way to pay off the credit cards, who knows.