"I wasn't born yesterday!"

OK ... here's how it works. You post an outragrous claim. It may be true, or it may be false, but it's gotta be MORE outrageous than the claim of the poster before you.

If you don't believe the claim of the poster before you, then instead of posting a claim you post "I wasn't born yesterday!"

Then they have to answer you truthfully, whether their claim was true or false.

It is was false, you've found them out, and you're entitled to jeer at them. If it was true, however, they're entitled to jeer at you.

Then the one who's entitled to jeer re-starts the game with a fresh claim.

So ... my claim to start the ball rolling:


I own five motor vehicles and two horse-drawn vehicles

 

I own a battleship and have a pet whale.

 

I wasn't born yesterday!

 

I like turtles

 

I've got a 500-bottle wine cellar

 

I like baby lynx kittens

 

My car gets 80 km/liter of petrol.

 

500 bottles...that's impressive. I might have called a " wasn't born yesterday" on that one.

 

I didn't say it was full ...

And I'm calling you out on that one.

80 km / litre = 50 miles / litre = something like 225 mpg.

NO WAY, JOSE!

I wasn't born yesterday.