I was watching

nightmare on elmstreet earlier that came on satelite and I got to thinking.. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?

 

ha ha ha... good question. Doesn't his gloves come off?

 

very carefully

 

That's the best invention in the world, and gringos don't use it for some reason.

Baffles me.

 

That seriously made me lol.. Thanks for the laugh! :jester:

 

Tried it once....I felt violated.

 

I love using a bidet. I like feeling fresh back there. I like the ones in Japan that blow warm air on you after you rinse off.

 

I've never used one of those... looks like something I'd like. I've heard of the ones that try your hiny afterward, that's just kind of lazy though, seems like it would be an American thing.

 

Robert Englund must have a split-personality because
his roles in movies over the years are so diametrically
opposite to his role as freddy


Hotwater

 

I think doing the same thing would get old after a while, so maybe he just like variety.

 

I know, bidets are the only things that make you clean other than a shower after you had to go. But, BraveSirRubin is right, gringos have no knowledge of it, for some damn reason. So I have to use baby wipes. Pain in the ass.

 

I think us gringos like knowing that trees get cut down just so we can wipe our asses. It makes us feel special.

 

Just keep a squeeze bottle with vinegar in the bathroom. Cheaper and squeaky clean.

 

Being a gringo myself I prefer water over paper to clean my ass after a shit. Not only is it much cleaner, but it also feels better.

If you smell the average ass you will smell leftover shit. If you smell a water-cleaned ass you almost smell flowers.

 

You are not a gringo, so your preferance does not count! Ha!


Anyhow, every hotel I've ever been to in Europe (that's not a hostel) has a bidet. It's badass.

 

i wouldn't even know how to use it. and it doesn't have a seat. do you sit in the shitty bowl?