I just want to tell everyone this to get it off my chest. Well it was a nice shiny day in the park sitting there in the grass, so i pulled out a nice pipe and smoked some salvia. At first i was seeing aliens from other planets with 2 foot penises in the sky. I saw the children playing in the playground and started to feel scared becouse one of the small children had a huge hairy testicle for a head. I had a deep conversation with the testy and told it secrets that i have never told even my self. Then, when i thought it was whereing off, i went to the local dunkin donuts with some random mexican that i found hoping across the highway barrier. His name was Pedro Hernandez. He was whereing a sumbrerro .While i was talking to him about the human anatomy, i started geting flaccid, or atleast i thought i was. My mexican pet seemed stimulated by my Flaccid and limp dong. the my bloodfilled shaft was flopping around my pants like a wounded animal. Then i woke up. i was at dunkin donuts, not flaccid, No pedro, like nothing ever happened. But then when i got up to leave, there it was, laying there in the sunlight. The mexican sumbrerro. He must have been real. Will i ever see pedro again? if i do i want to have hot, steamy, passionate sex with him. Has enyone else had an experiance like this?
No actualy flaccid means when your penis is long and bloodfilled but not standing up. Its kind of floppy.
It might have been funny, if it wasn't so blatantly obvious that you were just screwing around, hehe. :H
No fucking way! I met Pedro a couple of years ago at work. I caught him trying to steel jalapeno peppers and taco-bell brand taco shells. He bribed me not to inform my manager with a copious sack of Marijuana. I let him go, of course, and thoroughly enjoyed the free nuggets.
