i was just thinking...could you handle having a pornstar girlfriend?

i know i couldnt...i was thinking about the mathematics which is wierd because, im not a mathwiz...anyways, id be too busy thinking about these variables...how many thousands of dicks per year...how many dicks per day?...my guess is at least 5...how many dicks shes had in her mouth?...nope, i wouldnt be able to handle it...that lifestyle is too fucking crazy...

 

I don't think porn is the same as any other job... More like stripper squared. Lots of drugs.

 

and herpes.

 

not sure i could handle any girlfriend...

 

as long as she's disease free.. make my day

 

the question would be:

can she handle me?

 

What about a porn star bf, or is this just biased towards women being whores cause they do porn and guys are cool in porn...?

I'm a hooker and my bf is okay with it... I bring home the pennies and that's all that matters...

 

are you really a hooker?? that's hot lol

 

Yes... I bang for recyclables, I'm that eco-friendly...

 

Oh that's easy. No.

My ex once told me that she was in this pub, and these guys were trying to get her to become a pole dancer in a strip joint, offering her good money. She thought it was funny and had thought about it, but decided otherwise. I was on the end of a phone in a different country nearly going fucking mental about it.

 

feel free kayla...i completely forgot about the female demographic...

 

Sleaze is cool, alright.

 

Nope, I couldnt do it. Not even sure i could poke my pecker off in any one of those girls. wellllll.... maybe I wont go so far as to say all that but I couldnt keep her around.

 

i have a lot of empty beer bottles.. when can we meet??

 

its all about dick numbers and statistical analysis...

 

i think it would be an even more interesting question from the women's perspective... who here could handle the 14 incher?

 

well, of course.

 

Well I mean it just seems like everyone puts down the female aspect of it, but not the male part.. Not talking about you or anything just in general, I mean it's like male pornstars are Gods and Heroes, and the female is just a dirty gross dick loving whore... And that annoys me...

Sure, 8:00 p.m. by the black and green dumpster on 56th near the Sizzler.. Don't be scared, I have sores but they are not contagious..

 

I'm sorry shroomie. I really dont keep that mentality though. I wouldnt fuck a male pornstar either.

 

i feel the same...

who wants to shotgun a beer?