I was even born barefoot

You guys can all brag and stuff about being barefoot, but I doubt many of you were actually born barefoot.

 

Huh? Isn't everyone on the face of this earth born barefoot? Who here came out of the womb with shoes on?

 

Hmmm...one flew over the cuckoo's nest...lol

 

I was born in a red tuxedo and platform shoes....don't know about anyone else...

 

Born in a red afro wig, yellow mini-skirt, red halter top, barefoot, but with black stilleto heels in my hand. Just like any good drag queen.

 

Know what? I was born naked.
Aha. I win.

 

I don't think that means what you think it means.

 

hmm apparently not

well i was born looking a bit like a monkey and then thrown into an incubator... beat that!!

 

I was born pretty and pink. With my dad's blue eyes and a big curl of brown hair. And a black and white stripped Beetlejuice suit. I was a purdy baby. Tim Burton would've been proud.

 

I was



Im god

 

i was born wearing clown shoes..... my poor mother......

 

Now I know that I believe in evolution-if monkeys can evolve into something that gorgeous...Darwin must've been right!:sunglasse