I Was Called A Satanist

Because I was being hounded by my work about going to the Christmas party and I told I don't celebrate Christmas

 

my manager set me down and had me read an email from the owner that encouraged all employees to attend the Christmas party and that we won't be disappointed

 

my manager sat me down and had me read an email from the owner that encouraged all employees to attend the Christmas party and that we won't be disappointed

 

Like that's a bad thing. Have you studied Spiritual or Philosophical Satanism?

 

Unless they meant the litteral worshipping of Satan which always confused me. If I don't believe in God then how does it make sense that I believe in satan.

 

Because most Christians are binary-minded.

These are the minds who imprisoned Galileo, those responsible for the Salem massacres, in charge of the slaughter of countless Native Americans for practicing "demonism", and responsible for the Spanish inquisition.

 

No need for Lucifer to fall if he only kept his mouth shut.

 

Is it a dry Christmas party? I made the mistake of going to the company Christmas party when I worked in parking enforcement, and it was a dry Christmas party. It was the most boring party ever. Unfortunately it was on a boat, so I couldn't even leave. At one point, several people gathered around a piano and sang songs, including Mary Had A Little Lamb.

When I finally got off that stupid boat, (and believe me, I considered jumping), the first thing I did was get a 40 of Jack and a flap of some white stuff to make up for that horrible experience.

 

Lol that is a funny story Konstantine. At my old company we had to go to a different venue every year as the previous ones wouldn't have us back.

 

"I don't celebrate Christmas" gotta be one of the biggest lies ever.

I see you there, having a family lunch or something. I see you.

 

I agree..I dont think its a bad thing either.(leavign hollywood out of it) Truly...The ideals listed in the satanic bible are probably 10 things most normal folks follow and agree with...Dont mess with kids, animals, treat folks with the same respect they give you etc...

 

Ohh, I have another funny story. I worked for a cellular phone company many years ago, and at the Christmas party one year, I went into the middle of the dance floor and started swinging my pony tail around my head. I don't remember doing this, but I am kind of proud. I mean, can a person be any more goofy?

 

I'd celebrate Ramadan as long as free food is involved.

 

I'd celebrate anything as long as food was offered as well, except if we were celebrating the Holocaust, Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and September 11th. I'm game for anything else.

 

Oh on Holocaust celebrations I tend to make the best pork knuckles in southern Bavaria.

 

There must be two different groups of Satanists. I'm assuming he was talking about the ones who impregnate ten year-old girls and then feed the girl her own aborted fetus. Which is far, far worse than simply not going to a Christmas party.

 

There’s is. One is the Christians version of Satan and the other is the satanic bible.

 

i'm sure there are far more then two groups of almost anything.
each with their own interpretations and perspectives.

what gets me about the whole demon/devil kind of thing,
is if as humans we're supposed to be so intrinsically flawed,
why would we ever need them?

 

It's not that bad. Sure satin is a poor mans silk, but for most purposes, it's still pretty soft and nice.

Satin bed-sheets are a mistake though. They slide right off the bed.

 

My company Xmas party used to provide free booze and drugs.
Best to try and fit in with everyone else at work, if you need the money.