I want

huh?

 

Youre adorable.

 

i dont get the puffin comment....

oh well, i can live with it i guess

 

i called you puffin because its my favourite pet name

 

oh....i've never heard that....

ok then

 

Whoah, oddness
My bestest best friend calls me puffin...
And cate reminds me of her, too...

 

yes you can. i do. just not when its hard. and if i do start bending it into shapes it becomes hard really soon.

 

hahaha! Well, there is that puppetry of the penis show.

 

there's an actual show?

 

actually yea. www.puppetryofthepenis.com

 

holy shit i checked that out VERY slightly....

and i read about "the hamburger"

dude, i totally remember knowing someone who was more than willing to show anyone who wanted to see the hamburger.

also had something he called "the bird"

i dont know if all this is the same....

and i never will, because not only did i know this person well and not want to see it from him, i dont want to see it from anyone else.

i'm sure its funny.

but i dont want to see dick puppetry.....

i'm just very shocked to know its more common than i realized....


fucking a...

 

I couldve been rich

 

"I want
a penis."

why? it's only an annoying appendage that gets in the way and makes your underwear uncomfortable. i guess it's good for writing your name in the snow or something.

believe me, it's head wouldn't make you any smarter.

=^^=
.../\...

 

A penis is so annoying! You ladies don't want one. You're gonna be running around wanting to stick it in everything and rub it all day long.

But if you do manage to find yourself a penis, my word of advice: Don't use toothpaste. oh no. Don't do that.

 

I wouldn't need to rub mine, I'd have my entourage to rub it for me..

 

That's why I would need the little button-up pouch to put it back into when I am not using it.

 

....toothpaste? I utterly don't get it.

 

I don't think he does either... He tries too hard and it comes out not making much sense... That's okay though ithaca, you will make it someday!

 

If I had a penis, I'd beat off all day.

 

So...you'd be a completely typical guy?

If I had a penis I would fuck chicks all day. And probably dudes too. I would fuck, like, everything.