I want to have sex with my girlfriend's mom..

Discussion in 'Free Love' started by msn441, Feb 3, 2012.

  1. msn441

    msn441 Member

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    I've been with my girlfriend for a good bit now, there are no problems between us sexually or anything like that. The problem that I'm having is that I find her mom to be extremely sexy. Her mom is in her early forties and looks very similar to my girlfriend. What I love about her the most is her really sexy ass which is what started this obsession in the first place. I sleep at her house a lot so I see her mom in her pajamas which is so hot because they show the true curves of her ass. On top of all this her mom is also gorgeous (eyes, hair, and other facial features). I've been fantasizing about having sex with her and I don't know how to deal with it. Its making me crazy thinking about getting head from her or doing it doggy style. Is there a way to go about achieving this? How would I figure out if she wants it or not? Or is there a way to help myself get over it? Any advice to these questions would be most appreciated, thank you!
     
  2. dazedgatsby

    dazedgatsby shitheel

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    She wants it...
     
  3. noela

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4&ob=av3e"]Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom - YouTube
     
  4. nldn

    nldn Senior Member

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    Now you have an idea about how gorgeous your girlfriend will be in 20 years time. I wouldn't go anywhere or try anything with her mum though.
     
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  5. apothecaryvybez

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    You can test the waters by walking up behind her mom unexpectedly while she is bent over and gently inserting a finger in her ass. If she accepts, then you have your answer.:pie:
     
  6. GLENGLEN

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    ......:iagree:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  7. Crayola

    Crayola =)

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    How would your gf react if u told her u want to have sex with her mother?
    Do u care ?
    If u answered no to the second question, then i'm sorry to burst your bubble but there are problems between u and your gf.
    Either break up with your gf before u permanently hurt her. Or just quit fantasizing about her mum. If u can't, then break up with your gf.

    Also, the chances of u actually managing to have sex with your in-law are next to zero. This is life, not a cheap porn movie.
     
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  8. FunHogg

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    Assuming that all the porn I've ever watched has been accurate; all you need to do is go over there when your girlfriend isn't home and...
    A) Attempt to repair an appliance, or...
    B) Talk to her mom and confess your sexual inexperience.
    Older babes will get their panties off for either scenario, 100% of the time. Usually, the daughter comes home in the middle of the fucking and joins in.

    Problem solved, OP!
     
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  9. GLENGLEN

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    +......:rofl:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  10. apothecaryvybez

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    HAHAHAHA Spot On my man!
     
  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    yeah, i'd like to have sex with a lot of unavailable women too. oh well.
     
  12. msn441

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    Yes I care about her more than anything. My girlfriend and I always joke and bs about the situation actually. And trust me I know the difference between porn and reality, in fact I don't watch porn anymore. This is more of a sexual fantasy than anything else and I was just curious to see if people actually have achieved fantasies like this, was curious to see how common this a occurrence is. I would never replace my gf for her mother, our sex life is great. This is something that has a chance of happening that is little to none. I understand your point completely, but I am not one of those guys that does not care about his girlfriend/future wife's feelings, therefore she knows of this fantasy.
     
  13. chameleon31

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    I knew my future son in law was totally hitting on me when he showed up at the house with a "I love hot moms" tshirt. I took him by the hand, led him to my bedroom...

    I'm kidding. I think you should give up the fantasy in favor for something a tad less close to home, as it were. Spifler's mom maybe? :)
     
  14. Huck Mucus

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    IF, and I say IF you have actually talked about this with your girlfriend, then you have done all you can possibly and honorably do on your end. IF, and I say IF anything is ever going to happen, the ball is now in her court, not yours. Don't say any more or hint anything any more. Just let it go and jerk off or think about mom while you are doing daughter.

    Depending upon the nature of the relationship she has with her mom, it could happen. But I doubt it. The relationships between moms and daughters is varied and complex and you don't want to go there on your own. Just stand down, enjoy your girlfriend and remember what that other post said above about the idea you now have of what your girl friend could look like at that age. That is awesome.

    If, on the other hand, your girlfriend some day approaches you with the idea of banging her mom, as a favor or whatever, you have to decide whether your girl friend is testing you or if she's legit. Good luck. I hope the porn movie comes true for you. I'd sure hate to wake up twenty years later with that little light bulb going on over my head and say "Damn, now I get what she was hinting at! If only I would have been smart enough to have picked up on that! DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!"

    I do that once in a while when I think about opportunities missed because of my failure to read hints that girls were giving me, or because of my own insecurities.
     
  15. msn441

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    Thanks for all of the advice everyone :)
     
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    I love a MILF as much as anyone, but the mother in law territory must be the most dangerous territory there is, I'd rather go for the hot sister, cousin, best friend, etc

    anyway, be alert to any welcoming sign, and then decide between the 2
     
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    Leave it alone, man. It ain't worth it. Focus your energies on the fostering of a deeper relationship with your girlfriend. As far as the mom, well, enjoy her cooking, hospitality and always be respectful even though your dick's about to pop when you see her. Good luck!
     
  18. Hugh Janus

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    Just flop it out one day and see what happens. What is your worst case scenario? No gf and a time in jail?
     
  19. I'minmyunderwear

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    well, there's always AIDS patient territory. or mountain lion territory.

    scissors.
     
  20. apothecaryvybez

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    hahaha Egg beater
     

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