I Want to Grow a Beard, Man

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  1. theacidpulp

    theacidpulp Member

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    it occurred to me a few days ago that i should grow a beard. not for any particular reason, just to see if i can. i've had hair on my face since i was about 11, so i think i have the ability.

    who has a beard, and what advice do they have on this strange new world i seek to enter?
     
  2. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    My beard is awesome. Keeps me warm in the winter.


    I think you should have mutton chops.
     
  3. theacidpulp

    theacidpulp Member

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    i could dig some mutton chops. like hyde on that 70's show.
     
  4. Buddha Fish

    Buddha Fish wanderin' fish

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    lol@mutton chops

    do it dude. i wanna grow a goatee but idk how good i would look with it
     
  5. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

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    beards can be sick pending the guy, but i think if yuo are 15, yuo should wait a bit...that is just my honest opinion young guys with beards...there is just something a bit off about it...but do what you want, for it is yuor body...no matter what though when you are older...beards on some guys are sexy as hell!
     
  6. kzf68xC8

    kzf68xC8 Member

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    http://www.beards.org/

    I grew a beard from jan 1st until about a month ago when I shaved it all off. I miss it. I am growing it back but more tame. One problem a lot of people have is that, in the beginning, it looks rough and patchy. That makes some people want to shave it. But once you move past that stage, its smooth sailing.

    Good luck on your beard growing venture!
     
  7. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    what she said
     
  8. Chronic_Glass_Masta

    Chronic_Glass_Masta I like turtles

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    do you happen to be drunk?
     
  9. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    I am 40 years old and I have tried to grow a beard three times. Every time it comes in patchy and just does not look good. I have not tried in the past three or four years but at this point, what is the point. I don't even have to shave every day, even now. I shaved yesterday from a three or four days of growth, it was scruffy at best. I did not shave today and I don't think I will tomorrow either. I will have to on Thursday. So, at best I shave twice to three times a week. Depending.
     
  10. Stonertower420

    Stonertower420 Senior Member

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    Thats what happens to me, it comes in patchy as all hell. It comes in nice and even on the cheeks, then down on the right side of my chin its thicker than the left side of my chin, and nothing grows in the middle. On my neckbeard, everything grows, except one spot directly in the middle. I hope that problem fixes itself.
     
  11. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    My beard...






    is fucking awesome.


    even though i just shaved it off.



    Its still fucking awesome.


    Good luck growing a beard when you are 15.


    What's your ethnicity?
     
  12. twang

    twang on the run

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    This reminds me of when peter grew a stache on family guy. It's not a strange new world that will make you a different person :p
    Just grow it out and see how it goes.
     
  13. Buddha Fish

    Buddha Fish wanderin' fish

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    holy shit same here. i was going to put something about it in my post but was starting to trip and couldn't lol
     
  14. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    Yup if it doesn't look alright then just shave it off and start over

    Shit gets better with time
     
  15. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    I don't think you'll be able to grow a good beard at 15, but that's just my guess, maybe at 17-18. Either way though beards look crappy until they're like 2 weeks in, I'd say do what my friend did back in high school, wait for the time you get 10 days out of school suspension and use the 2 weeks away from everyone to grow awesome facial hair.

    Personally I say just grow a chinbeard though, let those hairs get all long then you can spend endless hours stroking it without even realizing it, everyone around you will assume you're in deep thought.
     
  16. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    I have a buddy who's my age but he can grow a beard and mustache. It's weird because he doesn't look that older than us. He just has a goatee sometimes.
     
  17. lifer02

    lifer02 Stoned Ape

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    im 17 and just starting to have to shave every 3-4 days cus its starting to get longer, darker and more visible. i think this school year at some point ill be able to have a chin strap..but im just gonna have a nice little patch of hair on my chin and shave my head so i look like a fuggin skin head lol
     
  18. O.D.T.

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    mine is win.

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    im 20 btw
     
  19. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    If I grew a beard I could beat all of you, when I shave my face starts getting stubble again in like 12 hours
     
  20. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    I get sandpaper face like 3 hours after shaving.
     

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