I want to give my boyfriend a lapdance for his birthday

I want to give my boyfriend a lapdance for his birthday, but I'm really nervous!
First of all, how does one even initiate it?
"Here sit down, I'm going to dance for you"???
I have a mini routine prepared choreographed to Usher, but how do I start into it?
Do I sit him down without a word and start the music?
Do I tell him straight out, I am going to strip tease?

Also, for the ending, once the dance is over... what happens then?
"You may get up now from the chair"???
Do I tell him it's finished, and that we can "proceed"?
Do I stand him up and lead him to the bed, *take me* style?
Ugh so complicated

ANY advice will be greatly appreciated!

 

Somehow, get him into the chair - tell him sit here, I have a present for you or something.
Whack the music on and give it your best. Make sure you tease him just right - you'll already know what drives him wild.

As for the ending, I always like it when my wife drops to her knees infront of me and unzips my pants (you can guess where this leads).
Keep it simple, read his signs, and you'll be in for a great night.

 

I just get him while he is sitting on the couch, no music, just start grinding and goofing off on his lap.
If you want it to be something special put the music on and when he asks what's that noise kinda thing hop on him and do your thing. Bets are he wont argue. You can start off giving him a close up butt wiggle and tease him a bit with that then turn around to face him and pummel him with hugs and kisses while grinding in his lap. You don't need to say much I don't think, most guys catch on to what's going on pretty quick.
I think if you prepare him too much it might throw off the mood for you being nervous or him with that noise in the way of the real show. Just go into it and hopes are he loves it. That mode of attack hasn't failed me yet.

 

I think you should indeed say that you have a present for him and sit him down in a chair and turn on music if you like. Then do your little dance.

Also whenever it is over, maybe lead him to the bed or say something you know he'd like and maybe try not to be too awkward with things.

 

obviously, you ask him if he wants another, which will inevitably last half as long as the first. then you collect $40 from him, and if he has to go to the in-house ATM for it, make sure to send a bouncer with him as though he's a criminal trying to run off and stiff the stripper.

 

Are you 18 or older? No offense, but I get the sense you might not be from the questions you are asking in your post.

 

U worry too much if he wants it he will take it if u let him.

 

Thanks for the advice, keep them coming!
I'm 19, he's turning 20
Sorry if I sound a bit innocent haha, but feel free to be graphic!
Will definitely use your trick, ashdawkins
However forgot to mention something
As part of the routine, I will be tying his hands behind the chair so that he doesn't touch me
It'll make him ache for it more :3
But... How do I get out of that scenario?
When done, untie him?
Keep him tied and stand him up awkwardly as I lead him to the bed?
*explicit warning*
Blow him with his hands still tied?
Not sure if that sounds sexy :S
Forum, what do you say?

Thanks in advance <3

 

Lol,. Personal experience?

 

Wow, sounds like your boyfriend is in for a real treat!

Once he's tied up, you're in complete control - just make sure you react to his signals.
When you're done, you could keep his hands tied together, slowly strip him down, kissing and licking everywhere.
OR
you could lay in-front of him completely naked, showing him your aching wet pussy, starting fingering yourself and make him wriggle free to get his 'prize'.

I'm actually getting turned on by this - putting myself in the mind of your boyfriend. lol
Can't wait to hear how it goes.

 

yeah, that's what happened when my girlfriend gave me a birthday lapdance...