I want to fuck my cleaning lady.

So I've been living back at home and my mother has since hired a woman to come once a week and clean.

She is polish, and doesn't speak very good English, but The last few times, I've had strong sexual fantasies. No one is usually home other than me when she gets here.

I don't want to come off like I'm treating it like another service, I don't think shes a whore and I don't want to treat her like one by trying to just come ask her, or offer her money or anything.

but i was wondering...is there any acceptable way to do this?

what would you do?

if your a girl and you were in that situation, what would get the best response out of you?

Only serious answers please.

 

Do something for her. give her something that makes her life easier, dont eat tacos the night before she comes to clean...

and if all else fails... threaten her Visa....

O.O

 

T-minus 1 hour. ANY IDEAS!?

 

How do you usually go about demonstrating sexual interest in a woman? Yes?

 

Well in a normal situation, I'd create some sort of small talk, and get her number or something. This is kind of a weird one, can't exactly stand behind her and start talking about the news.....I don't think that would help at all...lol
Im thinking about smoking somewhere, where i can tap on a window and shell see me.

 

if you really want something to happen it'll probably take some time.

just whenever she comes in make small talk/be funny/make her like you/whatever

eventually something will happen

 

Whip it out and say "Baby, you and me is fuckin', and that's that." Dead serious.

 

Same boat. The cleaning lady that comes here every 2 weeks is married though. Doubt i'd have any luck...not to mention she's at least twice my age..

 

yes.

 

lol

 

Put on some porn of a guy banging the cleaning lady.

 

If you really want to act out your fantasies, try doing some type of action that shows her that you want to, and don't come on too strong, but show that's what you want to do. You have to gradually ease into it, you can't rush into it.