I wanna have sex

and yes, with a female human being over the age of consent.
Seriously, some you people are freeeks

 

I think half the people on this forum could make this same post.....

 

ditto

 

OMG! Its a rare event around here. A guy wants to have sex with an "of age" female. Im definitly writing this down.

BTW, Im 28 and haven't had sex in a VERY long time

 

come on crummy lets get it on

 

I have found the perfect girl for you....

 

define Very long time
some people think thats a week

 

oh shes hot..but are you sure shes not underage?

 

16 months...

I would be easy to please thats for sure =)

 

I am confused...
how could you go soo long?


i mean i have gone a long time but whew i would be jumping on the first semi hard thing that sat close enough for me to get a whiff of that lovely man whore sent....ok i just totally went off there sorry

 

Well, I have 3 kids. 2 of them are under 3. Right now, one of them is always up needing something. We are also living in a state (will be moving soon) where we have no family and only a few friends. None of whom I would trust to watch my kids. My husband is working 16 hour days alot of the time. (we need the money)
So anyhow, its just really hard to make the time. Eventually we will. Sooner then later I hope!

 

as soon as I steal that plane...
and yellerbelly....if only you was closer......

 

"yeller" LOL That made me laugh....


Virgina isn't ~that~ far

 

I put my car in long term storage todaY.......

 

I know!!!!

 

I just got out of a crappy relationship where this girl cheated on me with a mutual friends man. That wasn't cool. Looking for rebound sex...ASAP

 

Rebound sex? You need "Humiliate the Ex Wife or GF Sex", only accomplished with her best friend or sister. Or you could steal her new BF... just an idea.

 

Yeller, lock the kids in the basement and abuse that man, before it seals shut! Yeller (lol! I love that!)

 

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