I wanna get off

but in order for that to happen, I'm gonna have to go to bed and watch some stupid show with my wife......and I really don't like watching shitty TV.

 

I thought this was about wanking

 

thats probably what it will come down to

 

hahhhhhhhhhaaaaaa two episodes of will and grace for a blow job...one episode for intercourse...I love the way your wife thinks...I used to be like that too when I had little sexual desire psssshhhhhhh you wanna watch the apprentice instead of friends...okay man we'll see what happens when the lights go out....me rolling over and going to sleep. That was a fun game but now I'm in my sexual prime and I'm as bad as a guy I can't use it as a barganing chip anymore ):

 

You can masturbate in like seven minutes.

If you watched a sow with your wife that'd be a good half hour and maybe ten minutes of sex.

Now let's do the math here that's a extra 33 minutes a day, for what, four times a week?

that's about an 2 hours and ten minutes per week.

If you took up the rest of that free time and never fucked your wife again, in a few years you could probably cure polio.

And with that money, you could find her a new husband. It's a win win kinda thing.

 

seven minutes?!

 

Maybe Lodui is the kind that likes to light candles, put on gentle music, and take it slow..

 

ha


obviously


thats seriously a long time to be wanking

 

How long do you girls masturbate?

I usually get distracted halfway through and have to start from the top.

Heh.

 

not 7 minutes thats for sure


thats a good amount of time there

 

Baby, it's a great amount of time.

 

sometiems I take like half an hour
or longer
but that's cause I'll be wathing porn and chatting and posting on forums and stuffs
I multi task when I'm whacking off =D

 

Ew


Are you sweet talking me?


If so, Ill go vomit now.

 

You look breathtaking when you puke.

 

Ganja's told me this before

 

That guy will say anything to get into a girls panties.

Not me though, I'm more of a boxers kinda guy. Different strokes.

 

Why cant you just accept that I barf gracefully? no ones trying to get into my panties here.

 

Does this mean you're gay?

 

or into dykish women?

 

I'll gay you.