I wanna get high tonight, but I can't do weed.

Hey. I want to get fucked up tonight, but my parents will be testing me, so I can't smoke weed. I'm waiting on a substitute that my friend says it's the shit, but he hasn't gotten it to me yet. How can I get real high tonight without any weed (any thing I can from the supermarket, convenient store, etc...?)

I know there's barely a chance, but still.

I might get some Robotussin, but I'm a bit hesitant.

 

go for a run

 

Time to go robo-trippin. Plus, if you get caught you can be like "Fuck you, I'm only doing this because you won't let me smoke" (which may make them change there mind on weed because a lot of parents think cough syrup is really bad for you). I personally like the feeling better than weed, but make sure you go to sleep before like 4 or 5 hours go by or you'll get the head ache of your life. 3/4 of the bottle in a sprite and your straight.

 

fuck that man. just dont smoke tonight. let them test you, and see that you held true to your word.

 

I was thinking of showing up drunk in front of my parents (cuz I never drink) and be all, "you shoulda let me smoke!" but I'm wondering how well that'll go.

Will I puke my guts out on a robo-trip?

 

salvia...if you like hallucinating.

 

I've had many a friend turn to Salvia when unable to toke up. Anyone have any legit evidence on legal alternatives? I'm curious to as if any have the effects that they are advertised with.

You'd probably be better off sitting down and having a talk with them about Marijuana. Main topics such as the myths and facts and the positive and adverse effects associated with your usage. Using another substance and trying to force them into choosing one or the other most likely won't have the effect you foresee. I'm not saying it won't work, just that there are better alternatives IMO.

 

Spice Gold, Diamond, etc.... all proven to be very similar to weed but cost as much as high quality bud.

If you really want to get intoxicated tonight, go Robo tripping but make sure you know what the hell you're taking before you down an entire bottle. I'd actually recommend the gel caps but either way it feels like a dirty way of getting intoxicated.

 

It just depends how your parents are dude, if they're the type that think their word is all-powerful then don't try fucking with them because you won't get anywhere unless your willing to take it far which really isn't worth it.

Iv only robo-tripped once and I didn't even trip, (just made me feel really good, like best night of my life good) I realized that its something that I could get addicted to easily and I don't want to end up brain dead. But Iv never heard of anyone throwing up off it unless they took way too much. Make sure you get the right kind though, if you just pick a random cough syrup you could wake up in the hospital or not wake up at all.

edit: seems like the people that throw up are people that take it straight up and move around. But if you just get a large sprite and dump the syrup in the sprite and sip on it like I did you shouldn't have any problems. I doubt you'll be tripping though. Do you just wanna feel good, or do you wanna trip balls?

 

Ah, the grinding wheels of mental addiction. Such a familiar sound.

 

Salvia is not a weed alternative -_-

OMG....

 

What kind of pharmaceuticals do your parents take? lol jk

 

I didn't mean they used it as habitually as weed.

 

Go get a beer, Damn.

 

it's jenkem time...

The crack of the third world.

 

download world of warcraft you can get a free trial for ten days

 

what ever happened to waiting outside a gas station and asking old people to buy u liquor and cigarettes. thats how u spend a friday night when ur getting drug tested.

 

counter strike, or porn and your right hand.

 

I agree, it's not like you need to get high. fuck all those other drugs

 

Get drunk