I twerk in my sleep

I sleep on my stomach and often when I'm drifting off to sleep, I start to twerk. I'm not humping the bed, I'm twerking. I'm not sure how this happens or why I do it. I do it subconsciously and then catch myself..

 

Interesting.

Sometimes I twerk my girlfriend. And then I catch myself.

And then it turns into humping...

So you see, it's a similar thing really... Just opposite.

 

I only twerk when I'm on skates. Even then, it's just to signal my jammer that she can hip whip off of me.

 

Wats up Miley Cyrus

 

I do that too. It's really odd, don't know when it started, but it was long before "twerking" was a thing and I would never twerk intentionally.

 

Could someone define "Twerking" for me?

 

Twerking is a thing? I thought it was a kooky word Rainy made up.

Sure hope I used it properly...

 

Don't bother me now - I'm hard at twerk.

 

No clue what twerking is. Assume it's some sort of reverse humping motion....

 

I think it's kind of like when you do *This* and *This*...

 

Dammit, I can't see what you're doing! This isn't fair.

 

Didn't twerking used to just be booty popping/ghetto dancing/etc etc?

 

Oh geez... .a lotta people actually don't know what twerking is.


Well, anyways, I was annoyed when they started calling it twerking.

 

Sorry...I'm just being a sophisticated troll as usual...

 

Oh. lol.

 

Cannot escape being a parody of myself is part of the problem...

 

Yeah, I though it was called poppin', now it's twerking. But then there's a whole different thing called poppin' that guys do so I don't know who came up with these names.

 

I just live under a rock.. We don't have tv.

 

Ur on a computer...that qualifies as a tv in my book

 

yeah, I heard about twerking online, so lunarverse, there is no excuse