Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Nalencer, May 28, 2006.
That almost everyone gets toilet paper stuck in their ass without knowing it. I do. Discuss.
what about people that don't use toilet paper?
They get leaves stuck in their ass.
not every uses toilet paper or leaves..
what about them french butt washers?
They get soap up their ass.
and thats why i keep you around
Think the whole toilet paper issue would be better than having something less clean stuck there. I think I would rather not dwell on what is there or not there. I shall believe that my showers keep my clean.
I have never gotten a bidet stuck in my ass crack.
But I once got a bathtub stuck in my truck.
In an old flat I lived in, I started tearing bits of wallpaper form the bottom of the wall next to the toilet, and using that for emergancy purposes only!
I dare anybody to admit that they've picked their ass, let alone found anything embedded in their poop that was unexpected!
I pick mine all the time, but rarely do I find toilet paper, since I use my hand. I find all kinds of neat stuff. Like one day last week, I found 7 skittles.
Hey, put those back...I was saving them....
too late, already gave them to some kids walking down the street in exchange for crack.
and your sig is fucked up.....thats NOT my ip, nor my ISP, nor am I running windows 2000. Just to let ya know. oh, the firefox part is right though, I am using that.
It took me three weeks to get all those...now I have to start over....
sorry, I was really desperate.....if I look hard enough, I might be able to find a couple pieces of rotten fruit in my fat rolls.....those might taste sorta the same
I use newspapers
i'll bet that ends up rubbing it pretty damn raw if you take alot of shits, not to mention how black your crack would be from all the ink
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