I Truly Believe...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Nalencer, May 28, 2006.

  1. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

    That almost everyone gets toilet paper stuck in their ass without knowing it. I do. Discuss.
     
  2. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    what about people that don't use toilet paper?
     
  3. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

    I Don't...
     
  4. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

    Ever checked?
     
  5. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

    They get leaves stuck in their ass.
     
  6. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    not every uses toilet paper or leaves..


    what about them french butt washers?
     
  7. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

    They get soap up their ass.
     
  8. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    bidets.
     
  9. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    and thats why i keep you around
     
  10. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

    Think the whole toilet paper issue would be better than having something less clean stuck there. I think I would rather not dwell on what is there or not there. I shall believe that my showers keep my clean.
     
  11. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    I have never gotten a bidet stuck in my ass crack.

    But I once got a bathtub stuck in my truck.
     
  12. lankymidget

    lankymidget Worlds Tallest Dwarf

    In an old flat I lived in, I started tearing bits of wallpaper form the bottom of the wall next to the toilet, and using that for emergancy purposes only!

    .......


    I dare anybody to admit that they've picked their ass, let alone found anything embedded in their poop that was unexpected!
     
  13. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    I pick mine all the time, but rarely do I find toilet paper, since I use my hand. I find all kinds of neat stuff. Like one day last week, I found 7 skittles.
     
  14. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    Hey, put those back...I was saving them....
     
  15. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie


    too late, already gave them to some kids walking down the street in exchange for crack.
     
  16. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie


    and your sig is fucked up.....thats NOT my ip, nor my ISP, nor am I running windows 2000. Just to let ya know. oh, the firefox part is right though, I am using that.
     
  17. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    It took me three weeks to get all those...now I have to start over....
     
  18. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie


    sorry, I was really desperate.....if I look hard enough, I might be able to find a couple pieces of rotten fruit in my fat rolls.....those might taste sorta the same
     
  19. Ostard

    Ostard Member

    I use newspapers
     
  20. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie


    i'll bet that ends up rubbing it pretty damn raw if you take alot of shits, not to mention how black your crack would be from all the ink
     

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