i tried beer for the first time

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  1. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    and it sucked. it was a corona and i didn't even feel anything.
     
  2. Le Aura

    Le Aura Member

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    You didn't get drunk off one corona?? What's wrong with you!!!?

    I love beer... The girls from work who didn't used to try it growing up hate it, and the ones who had the odd sip now and then drink it.. Maybe that's it.
     
  3. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Corona isn't beer. It's carbonated water with "beer" flavoring added.
     
  4. Le Aura

    Le Aura Member

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    Pssh.
     
  5. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    Looking at your age of 24 I have to come to the conclusion that you're not telling the whole truth.

    Especially living in Texas.
     
  6. dreadlocksftw

    dreadlocksftw Visitor

    Drink Canadian beer, dude.

    Beer from other parts of the Americas is just swill water.
     
  7. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Yeah, but only if your knowledge of American beer is limited to Budweiser, Coors, Keystone, etc.

    There are some damn good beers made in America by the smaller craft breweries.
     
  8. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    A young lad never forgets his first.

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    One beer does not a buzz make.
     
  9. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    tasted like pee pee too
     
  10. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Maybe someone pissed in a bottle and told you it was beer.....
     
  11. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    2 things about nat phyl

    1.he is a beer expert
    2 he will neg this post
     
  12. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    for those that don't know, np is a bigtime beer connoisseur
     
  13. p0ly

    p0ly Senior Member

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    peroni, leffe, kronenbourg... i could go on.
     
  14. Aesthete

    Aesthete Member

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    Beer is an acquired taste. I didn't like it when I first had it. I just got used to drinking shitty light beers like Keystone, and after that I came to appreciate the taste of better ones.
     
  15. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    i didnt think there was better than keystone?

    hint..if the beer is in anyway associated with a character?..its probably not great...such as the very bad commercials featuring keith stone
     
  16. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    keystone tastes like the inside of a tin can
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  17. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    It wasn't laced with anything then.
     
  18. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] ha, ha, ha


    H
     
  19. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    The only time I've ever had beer was a sip once of a Corona. I wouldn't drink an entire bottle of that, no way. I'm not ashamed to admit I love bitch drinks, but I drink to get drunk, so I usually rely on vodka or Jack instead. ;)
     
  20. tricknologist

    tricknologist menace to sobriety

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    True.

    Cheap rot gut piss water isn't beer. America needs it's own version of the German purity law, which made it illegal to pass off crap as "beer".
     

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