i tried beer for the first time

and it sucked. it was a corona and i didn't even feel anything.

 

You didn't get drunk off one corona?? What's wrong with you!!!?

I love beer... The girls from work who didn't used to try it growing up hate it, and the ones who had the odd sip now and then drink it.. Maybe that's it.

 

Corona isn't beer. It's carbonated water with "beer" flavoring added.

 

Pssh.

 

Looking at your age of 24 I have to come to the conclusion that you're not telling the whole truth.

Especially living in Texas.

 

Drink Canadian beer, dude.

Beer from other parts of the Americas is just swill water.

 

Yeah, but only if your knowledge of American beer is limited to Budweiser, Coors, Keystone, etc.

There are some damn good beers made in America by the smaller craft breweries.

 

A young lad never forgets his first.




One beer does not a buzz make.

 

tasted like pee pee too

 

Maybe someone pissed in a bottle and told you it was beer.....

 

2 things about nat phyl

1.he is a beer expert
2 he will neg this post

 

for those that don't know, np is a bigtime beer connoisseur

 

peroni, leffe, kronenbourg... i could go on.

 

Beer is an acquired taste. I didn't like it when I first had it. I just got used to drinking shitty light beers like Keystone, and after that I came to appreciate the taste of better ones.

 

i didnt think there was better than keystone?

hint..if the beer is in anyway associated with a character?..its probably not great...such as the very bad commercials featuring keith stone

 

keystone tastes like the inside of a tin can

 

It wasn't laced with anything then.

 

ha, ha, ha


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The only time I've ever had beer was a sip once of a Corona. I wouldn't drink an entire bottle of that, no way. I'm not ashamed to admit I love bitch drinks, but I drink to get drunk, so I usually rely on vodka or Jack instead.

 

True.

Cheap rot gut piss water isn't beer. America needs it's own version of the German purity law, which made it illegal to pass off crap as "beer".