i think i'm gonna cast a spell to make my boobs bigger

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Flannelwearin'gal, Apr 7, 2008.

  1. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    lol
    So me and my buddy, Emily are in a boob growing race.
    We are both in a's and who ever gets to b's first wins bragging rights.

    Her mom is insane and made her start the pill so her boobs are growing faster than mine, so I'm brigning witchcraft into this shit.
    She cheats by the pill, i cheat by witch craft.

    Do you find this fair?
     
  2. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    why would you want your boobs to grow? a is perfect in my opinion. but if you really want to win this race, just let me know, and i'll donate about half of my c cups to you. that way we both end up with b lol!!

    seriously, just love the boobs you've got. boobs are awesome, and if they stay small, you'll get to go braless whenever you want, and they won't drag the ground. bigger does not mean better! :)
     
  3. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    true, I was thinking this threw too
    That's why I want to go to a low B or mid b, no c
    at least not for a very long time

    Nice sig pic too, love the hair!
     
  4. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    wow
    this might be the shallowest excuse for religion or witchcraft ive ever heard
    not teh stupidest, but the shallowest... oi
    dude, theyre just tits. get over it
     
  5. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

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    Ouch.
    Start now,accept your body as it is.Love your body on the outside.Don't spend yrs hating only to realize after having a kid in your 20s that that period of time when you hated your bod the most,was actually when it was in the best shape.

    Look at it this way- with the confines of stretch marks,aging,and gravity,the smaller your breasts are as a teen the better your boobs will look as an adult.
     
  6. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    put witchcraft to a better use and make em stay exactly as they are today and defy gravity forever
     
  7. Spiritawakening

    Spiritawakening Member

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    Lol i would have done similar things at your age, but seriously hun, im telling you now its not worth the trouble. Constantly striving to be physically attractive is a no win battle and it's sad that we have all allowed the media to brainwash us like this. Try and love yourself for who you are, witchcraft is not about increasing your cup size :( contemplate all you could be changing in the world, and focus on that. The best magick you can perform is the magic performed loving who you are :)
     
  8. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    both the pills and the witchcraft are bullshit.
    so its both just a waste of time and effort.

    so just wait until your boobs grow on their own.
    .. then see who wins the race through time... lol.
    (this can take a few years... lol)
     
  9. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    Big boobs SUCK.

    Mine are always sore.

    Then again I have a high end C/low end D.

    But, seriously, if I could have an A, I totally would. I'll trade titties with you any day, so long as you pay for the titty transplant surgery.

    ....

    I'm sure that's the technical name for it.

    Frankenboobies.
     
  10. Spiritawakening

    Spiritawakening Member

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  11. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    making them perkier and more defying of gravity would make them MUCH prettier then making them big. just big for the sake of being big and obvious in NOT to me, pretty at all.

    cows have this really big udder, but who, really, wants to rape a cow?

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  12. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i only do it if they consent...



    a better way to use such witchcraft would be to find a boyfriend and make his penis bigger...
     
  13. myself

    myself just me

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    Well, good luck. I'd wish for such a witchcraft myself right now.
    It is not that easy to be happy with the body you have.
     
  14. MollyBoston

    MollyBoston Fluffer

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    I'm interested to find out if it works.

    You should get enormous implants just to win the bet. I mean, I hate implants, they're gross, but winning is winning.
     
  15. badassdawickedmoose

    badassdawickedmoose Member

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    Good to see the "play to win" mentality isn't dead.
     
  16. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

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    or get those chicken cutlet lookin things-and stuff.She isn't gonna make you show her ...is she?
     
  17. Van_Gogh

    Van_Gogh Senior Member

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    who's ever boobs get bigger first, the other person is gona be jealous and start callin you a whore.

    yes, i found this out the hard way. Annnd, youre gona have to deal with wearing shirts and bras that are way too small for your bigger boobs, and all those cute shirts that showed "just enough" boobage are suddenely makin you look like a playgirl.

    and youre friend is gona start having sex, lol.
     
  18. lode

    lode Banned

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    Well witchcrafts fake, and the effects of augmentation from taking hormones will be ephemeral.

    What I would do if I was betting (In the interest of science) is check out both of your moms boobs, and then pick my horse.
     
  19. Van_Gogh

    Van_Gogh Senior Member

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    this is not quite true.

    after a while your boobs may chill, and not be SO big...it's all relative really, but it still wont just shrink and go back to the way they were before. especially if shes young like her age, in which case her boobs will probably grow bigger naturally later on anyway.
     
  20. lode

    lode Banned

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    http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=425552

    Keep in mind I'm not saying that breasts will automatically shrink after cessation of progestin in birth control. I'm saying that the effects of growth from taking birth control will not last.
     

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