i think i have food poisoning

i just woke up a little over an hour ago and everythings been violently coming out both ends and i think i'm catching a short break or something

and i can't find a thermometer

 

r u prego

 

no but i did eat mcdonalds for dinner :/

 

eeek, that sux. i hate food poisoning. i remember being very little the first time i had it. oh god, i puked a trail to the bathroom. by the time my little feet made it, i ran out of the goods. ewww

 

idk i just woke up with this horrible taste in my mouth and grabbed my little trashcan and ran for it sitting on the commode with my face in the bucket.

idk what to do either since i can't find the thermometer and i'm not allowed to miss anymore school, theres no way i am going to school tomorrow.

 

O_0.. Mcds is some weird stuff. I do not eat.
You will live cause they dont want to lose a customer, but thats like a withdraw symptom, your going to want that same meal more and more... Mcds is addictive, no matter how sick you get.. You need a intervention.

 

McDonald's = food poisoning

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im loving it. uke:

 

Lots of liquid and rest.

 

Food poisoning and stomach flu are awesome, I always lose so much weight and stay unhungry for days..

 

maybe someone jizzed in the special sauce. someone ate at the olive garden around here recently, got sick halfway through their meal, got the rest in a doggie bag, went straight to the ER and when they tested the girl and the food there was semen and gonorrhea in thurrrr. nasty shit.

 

Go to the doctor! If you have a doctor's note the school can't say shit.

 

Yea i had food poisoning about a week ago. It fucking sucked. Ginger Ale helped me a lot. Feel better.

That is just sick. Im never eating at olive garden ever again:ack2:

 

Maybe a half litre of Rakia straight will help settle you down?

 

did your mickey d's hamburger happen to have peanut butter on it? uke: