i think i have food poisoning

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by seizedbyanger, Jan 29, 2009.

  1. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

    i just woke up a little over an hour ago and everythings been violently coming out both ends and i think i'm catching a short break or something

    and i can't find a thermometer :(
     
  2. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    r u prego :p
     
  3. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

    no but i did eat mcdonalds for dinner :/
     
  4. *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*

    *°GhOsT°LyRiC°* Supporters HipForums Supporter

    eeek, that sux. i hate food poisoning. i remember being very little the first time i had it. oh god, i puked a trail to the bathroom. by the time my little feet made it, i ran out of the goods. :p ewww
     
  5. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

    idk i just woke up with this horrible taste in my mouth and grabbed my little trashcan and ran for it sitting on the commode with my face in the bucket.

    idk what to do either since i can't find the thermometer and i'm not allowed to miss anymore school, theres no way i am going to school tomorrow. :(
     
  6. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    O_0.. Mcds is some weird stuff. I do not eat.
    You will live cause they dont want to lose a customer, but thats like a withdraw symptom, your going to want that same meal more and more... Mcds is addictive, no matter how sick you get.. You need a intervention. :D
     
  7. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

    McDonald's = food poisoning

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  8. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    im loving it. :puke:
     
  9. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

    :( Lots of liquid and rest. :)
     
  10. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

    Food poisoning and stomach flu are awesome, I always lose so much weight and stay unhungry for days..
     
  11. azucena

    azucena vagina farts

    maybe someone jizzed in the special sauce. someone ate at the olive garden around here recently, got sick halfway through their meal, got the rest in a doggie bag, went straight to the ER and when they tested the girl and the food there was semen and gonorrhea in thurrrr. nasty shit.
     
  12. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    Go to the doctor! If you have a doctor's note the school can't say shit.
     
  13. TokerMama07

    TokerMama07 Member

    Yea i had food poisoning about a week ago. It fucking sucked. Ginger Ale helped me a lot. Feel better.



    That is just sick. Im never eating at olive garden ever again:ack2:
     
  14. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

    Maybe a half litre of Rakia straight will help settle you down?
     
  15. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    did your mickey d's hamburger happen to have peanut butter on it? :puke:
     

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