I suck in bed

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by crummyrummy, Jan 23, 2005.

  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    that is all.
     
  2. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

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    i figured so
     
  3. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    I suck in bed too): so no worries. although I certainly don't know what defines 'good'
     
  4. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    what's so hard about sleeping?
     
  5. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    I call your bluff
     
  6. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    That really doesn't make a whole lot of sense... :rolleyes:
     
  7. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

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    i think hes saying he jizzes LSD
     
  8. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

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    i would masturbate constantly

    oh wait i already do. [​IMG]
     
  9. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    HA! It's been years since any woman's complained about me in bed!


    YEARS!!

    *hangs head and crys*
    years and years......
     
  10. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    im a bit too good in bed. for real. it sucks. i wish i didnt know .... errr...
     
  11. RxHEAD

    RxHEAD Member

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    I don't sleep in my bed. I have'nt sucked on my couch for over a year. I think my bedroom is haunted.
     
  12. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

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    If you need lessons I am a certified instructor. I accept [​IMG] Please click on the picture for payment options....
     
  13. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    What? As in suck pussy/dick in bed? Or suck as in not perform so well...
     
  14. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

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    Or in your possible case, not performed at all?
     
  15. Sininabin

    Sininabin Member

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    some of these post are hilarious.

    But seriously do you suck because you can't get hard, you get hard then get soft, or just cum to quickly?

    My next question can you masturbate well, as in can you last at least 30 mins? (Which is a reasonable starting point for someone not trying to be a porn star)

    It is kind of personal but why do you think you suck? As in how many times have you failed in bed?

    Though this is a little disgustingly detailed but it helps to analysis how you masturbate.

    you can do male kegals to help develop you ability to hold out, also staying in shape as in running an ab muscle will make it easier to perform better.

    If you need a quick fix buy a cock ring, you can keep it on for at least 30 mins be careful and follow all the instructions and I recommend buying a few different sizes because it is hard to estimate how tight you'll want it to stop you from cumming but to not do damage to your "thing"

    Answer a few question and might have more useful advice

    Also I learned the hard way size may not matter too much to women but no performing well fucking sucks (sorry to curse but it sucks)

    Also a sex doll is a good way to simulate sex and thus practice.
     
  16. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    I do hope the OP has gotten better in the last 3-4 years...
     
  17. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    Yes, but this is not about me.

    I guess it interests me, how i would perform, i have plenty of theory, and plenty of practice.

    My original post not to be taken offensively, it was a genuine question, suck can mean many different things in different regions.
     
  18. DonaSoledad

    DonaSoledad Senior Member

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    Its ok..just dont have sex in a bed
     
  19. myself

    myself just me

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    I honestly didn't expect you to.
     
  20. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

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    In a bathroom?
     

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