Yup. I find it much easier and more comfortable to squat on the toilet seat, as opposed to sit on it. This doesn't apply to foreign toilets such as restaurants or school. The toilet paper goes on that one. But at home and a trusty friend's, squatting's the way to go. Must be some animalistic thing because in the forest that's what you do. It also comes out easier, is less cold when you first sit on it and it's easier to wipe. I suggest you all try it someday. Oh, and when I was younger I also tasted my poop pretty regularly for about a week or so. Hmm... that's about it. It's weird, some of these confessions you actually have to think of because they're so obvious. They are a part of your life...
I thought you said that was your finger!!!! No wonder you wanted the lights out. Anyway I only sit when I poo. Even when I need to do both, I pee first then I sit down.
When I have sex with my girlfriend I tend to wiggle my finger around her bunghole. She likes it a lot.
Ya know, I'll bet that is how shit gets on the seat in public toilets. Some knucklehead comes along and squats on a toilet meant for sitting and ends up missing the bowl and then just leaves the turd on the seat.
i squat. it's cleaner, and i do it mostly at school, like after someone just used it, because there are only 2 girls bathrooms, and only 3 working toilets and any given time. Everyone in my school is dirty.
