i smell pigs...

highlite of my life. i was driving with my friend ryan and he and i were really stoned. my girlfriend tia was in the backseat and she's really stupid when she's stoned. you can tell just by looking at her she's out. well we drove by these two police cars and tia rolled down the windows and yelled
"HEY SKY DO YOU SMELL PORK??"
(i just had to join in.)
"WHY YES TIA I DO. COULD IT BE....?"
tia says
"yes. PIIIIIIGS!!!!!!!!! DRIIIVE THE FAT POPO MIGHT EAT US!!!!!!"

eh well they started chasing us and we were all laughing more than it was really funny and i had to take the weed and cut a hole in the backseat to shove it in. when they pulled us over the officer was like
"get out of the car you ar-..."

ryan just slammed the gas and we were outa there. the best part was there was so much dirt on the wheels and back of the car from driving so much he couldnt get our license plate number and it took him so long so run back to his car he didnt even try and get us.

i've never gotten by so close. fun fun. like from a movie.

~sky

 

hahah sounds like you were lucky.

 

Hmmmm.

 

Yeah right. JUST like a movie.
And why didn't he use his radio to broadcast a description of your car and it's occupants?
Please, if your gonna post pretend stuff, at least make it believable.

Btw, just so you know, when cops pull someone over, even before they get out of their cars, they radio dispatch the make, model, license plate # and # of occupants.

 

yeah, i was getting that kinda feeling yesterday when i ran across this one.

 

That's cool as hell. Way to get off easy.

 

Lies = waste of bandwith.

 

You guys just have to be dicks don't you?

 

I dont think its true, but even if it was that was stupid. I mean think about it, what if some weirdo breaks into your house and ur un armed what are you going to do? call those pigs over to your house to blast his ass.

I dont like cops in general because they are against what I do, but there are some nice cops, Ive been pulled over stoned and I was speeding(out past curfew so I put it on 65 cruise and it felt like I was going sooooo fast) and I know he smelt it and he was just like well be careful going home dude good night.

That wasnt a pig, that was just a cop.

Or the time the dude was trying to steal my jeep and I had to hold a rifle to his head while my mom called the cops, they didnt say shit about the rifle(which is legal tho anywayz) and the ssame one stayed up with me and my dad until 4 am searching the back woods and shit for him.

But most cops are ass holes and have let their jobs go to their head. But there are a few out there that do not deserve to be called pigs, or made fun of like that.

 

i doubt some young teenager could outrun the 5-0. And its a given that the police would have recorded the liscence plate number, in which case your friend would be in deep shit by now...

 

it's not pretend at all. and why would he go to the trouble to find a car of teenagers. all in all we really didnt do anything illegal.

and yes i know i was being more mean than i should have been, but i was high, and everyone knows that one cop in the car, cuz he drives behind all the giants and shit to make sure no homeless people are hanging out there and he makes them leave if they are. he's a dick.

sorry if u think it's all lies. whatever. tis true. you can talk to tia, doubt you'd want to but you can.

 

sounds like you got away good. i've never been in a bust so im not sure how it works but i also dont know why anyone would lie about it. maybe the officer just didnt care that much? eh whatever

 

Get a clue kiddo--speeding off once the cop tells you to get out of you car is called FELONY EVADING.
That's a crime.
Before he got out of his car he had already radio-ed your car make, model, color and license plate # to dispatch. All he would have had to do is radio in that you were fleeing. Every cop in the county would have been on the lookout for you. They would have found you. With an obscured license plate (that's a crime too), you would have DEFINATELY have been stopped.
And I bet his car could have easily outrun yours.
Ever seen a high-speed chase on T.V.?

You made it up.

 

are you serious? i wish i was that cool when i was 14. like wow, running from the cops is so cool. and when we like totally get pulled over and taken to jail and mommy and daddy have to come bail me out ill feel even more cool.

you give people who smoke pot a bad name, good job.

 

yeah... there is no escaping the Po.
Doing something like that can land your ass in a cage for a while.

 

Well...it may be true. It happens all the time where I live. Being from a small town, there are kids that run from the cops all the time. Sometimes the cops give up and they get away. Sometimes they don't. It's not called "felony evading," they aren't committing a felony, if anything, it's a misdemeanor. Evading arrest, perhaps. Some cops are just lazy. I live in a small town with really bad and slow computer systems, though, so it's a little easier to get away with stuff (or harder, depending how the computer's feeling, heh). I, myself, have never run from the cops, but if I wanted to, I know how, and it's not hard. My boyfriend lives just outside the city limits on private landowners' property and the only cops that have jurisdiction are the county cops and it takes them so long to get there that unless it's a huge offense, they simply don't care. So, no, it's not impossible to outrun the cops. It's hard, but not impossible. Just depends on where you live and what kind of cops you've got.

 

If a cop pulls you over, orders you out of the car and you instead take off, that's felony evading.
And the orig. cop doesn't have to chase. He's already radio-ed in all the pertinent info, before he pulled them over. It's standard operating procedure. The cop wants to find out if a car matching that description had been used in a hold-up (meaning the occupants are armed), hit and run, or is stolen, BEFORE they make a stop.
I've worked in law enforcement. I know how these things work.

 

Its much easier to out run them on foot. I live in a town called Eldorado, its part of Boulder sorta, and its in a canyon. Theres hundreds of different ways around, via roads, back trails, or just running though the forest that surounds the town. I know this place like the back of my hand, no pig could catch me, they would need like one of those choppers with heat vision and shit. Only time I've ever been caught was when I thought I didn't have any weed on me, and I didn't run when I saw the piggy. It was cool though, she didn't find it. I was just out after curfew.

 

Your enemy for legalizing marijuana is not the cops...people stop thinking that.

 

The cops don't make the laws, they just enforce them...my neighbor is a cop, and he's just a regular guy...he's just doing his job.