i slept with three guys tonight

Heck, I do that every night

 

Yeah, but blow up dolls don't count...

 

Don't be a fairy, Boosh.

 

Well, naturally, if you include the blow up dolls, then it would be 6 men. 7 if you count the "man" that is suction cupped to the chair

 

Ewwwww......you've been busy....

 

Yep, I've been busy

busy and sore

and itchy

 

I turned down a threesome with two girls because I didn't want to cheat on my (now ex) girlfriend. I should be shot........

 

I would have too, if the threesome didn't include my girl friend.

 

Yeah, I should have but then I didn't want to cheat on my girl (how gay does that sound ? ) The girl worked at the same place I worked at. She kept offering me gum to make conversation and unbuttoned her shirt so I could see her cleavage. She used to give me a full erection every fucking day...

One day I was going shopping after work and she decided to come along. Everytime I hinted I had to leave she got shirty and said "You don't know how to read a girl do you?". WTF? All she talked about was her fucking philipino fucktard boyfriend and showed me gay photos of his 5' skinny ass. He looked like a member of the village people. Do I want to be reminded that that guy was drilling her hole? Nope.

We eventually ended up in the golden M and she pulled out a photo of her indian girlfriend, she turned out to be bisexual. She said her and her girlfriend would like to try out a threesome but her boyfriend wasn't interested. Then she said she liked me and I got the hint. I turned it down because the girl I was with was HOT. She fucking left me a month later because she couldn't wait for me to finish uni and was fed up with my constant studying. I really should have seriously fucked those lesbo girls

 

No, I mean I would have turned it down if my girl friend weren't a part of the threesome.

 

boosh needs to clean his equipment more. it's disgusting over there.

 

not that it stops me from showing up though. it's a sickness.

 

im proud of you trish...i havent pulled that one off since elementary school.

 

i prefer foursomes.

 

Hey Tamsyn..... whose your girlfriend.


I fucked 3 guys, 2 girls, 1 dog and 2 goats last night.

'Twas good.

Sore today though.

 

Sounds like Trish had some fun, you go girl.

 

haha yeah i was a bit sore but you know.. it goes away. haha.

 

I prefer boo-foo-choo-choos. Do the guy in front of you while the guy behind you does you. Then you turn around and switch!

 

i don tknow your post gave me a huge erection

 

WTF are you talking about? The wind blows and you get hard and chase yer dog around the kitchen table. Perv!