I shat on my neighbours lawn once.

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  1. skinny.jeans

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  2. MayQueen~420~

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    That's freaking awesome, I've been wanting to do it to my meth head neighbors but I don't have the balls to do it. Also my super white shinny ass would be seen from a mile away :D
     
  3. GLENGLEN

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    No Problem, All Lawns Need Fertilizer, You Really Did

    Them A Big Favour...:).



    Cheers Glen.
     
  4. seizedbyanger

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    You know what is also awesome to do?
    Okay, fast for an entire day so there is NOTHING in your stomach.. then eat just plain oatmeal.. no flavoring none of that cinnamon apple shit just plain oats.. then make yourself puke in their yard. It has NO taste literally it'd like throwing up liquid air, as long as you can get past the feeling of vomiting, you can puke forever in someones yard lol
     
  5. MayQueen~420~

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    I've never been able to make myself puke. I used to try it in school so I could go home sick, but it never worked.
     
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    I can make myself puke simply my making a gagging motion with my chest lol
     
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    Nice one SJ - you were a bit of a bad boy way back then - some things never change x :)
     
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    That's A New Word To Me, Did A Quick Goog, And Now I Am Somewhat Wiser...:).



    Cheers Glen.
     
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    Someone omce shat on my neighbours lawn, they were 19.
     
  10. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    My friend shat on the hood of his neighbors car :D
     
  11. skinny.jeans

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    That's pretty badass.
     
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    You sound like you're very familiar with this method. How did you find this out?
     
  13. autophobe2e

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    mixed race friend ofmine got incredibly, mind shatteringly drunk and did a shit on his own doorstep,woke up the next morning and became convinced that it was a racially-motivated hate crime,till the guy who saw him home that night met up with him and told him he'd done it himself.
     
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    This happened to me once. I was walking home after a big night on the grog and had to go. Ended up doing a big shit on some blokes lawn. Wiped my ass with leaves from a tree.
     
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  15. Libbygrable87

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    I peed on my ex-boyfriends side walk because he was not their and the gas station would not let you go pee no matter what.
     
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