I seriously

have to urinate......

 

depends?

 

have fun

 

well at least u didn't tell us that u had to shit

 

just did that last trip downstairs

 

He ate it too.

 

not all of it, I was full from earlier, so I put it in the freezer for later.....

 

Piss in a cup. I'm sure you have one handy.

 

actually no, I cleaned today and there isn't one anywhere

 

me too

 

You need to keep a bucket upstairs.

 

actually thats a good idea......

 

glad I could help.

 

1. Necrofecalbestiality



A bizarre and dangerous fetish that requires an abundance of excrement, both human and animal, that the living human smears all over the dead animal. Any animal will do, but only if its been dead long enough for the decay to be both nasally offensive and of course maggoty in texture. The human male (it's almost always a he - except in the much rarer lesbonecrofecalbestiality) then proceeds to violate the animal corpse, in the ungodly act of sodomy, until the rotting flesh and interspecies shit forms a sort of paste, which the man then spreads on a cracker and tries to trick people into eating, even going so far as to fabricate a completely made up word for the putrescence: pate.

party goer 1: "Hey, I'm not so sure about this party. The host looks like he's been rolling in dead shit, and he's been touching all the food. I think I just lost my appetite."
party goer 2: "Don't be ignorant! He's a gourmet! Look, have you tried this pate? Its to die for!"
thoughts of the guy who does necrofecalbestiality: "Hehehehehe, my sexual arousal has so peaked! this is much better than collecting pink socks"

 

lol Ganja you are disgusting but funny.

 

its been that way for as long as I can remember

 

Well I used to have you on ignore. So it's all kinda new for me.

 

How fucking dare you?

 

How could you ignore a genious like Ganja??

 

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thats what I'm sayin....... this deserves a punishment