i seen something disturbing the other day,

and its still bugging me. guess i'll never really know why but, a bunch of chefs were going into the zoo the other day.. .. just bugs the hell out of me.

 

did they have knives with them? and garbage bags?

 

no.. but the zoo has been extra quiet. no giraffes out in the yard

 

mmmmm, giraffe burgers are the shit

 

and last night they had a band, bunch of people.. and i swear i could smell.. BBQ


my imagination is taking over lately

 

you know, monkey brains are a delicacy in certain cultures..

 

the zoo had some deformed babies born recently..... possibly due to all the sex I've had with the animals.....and they had to get rid of them as discreetly as possible

 

uh huh.. i think they only have gorillas

 

yeah, but they don't look like red jello like in Indiana Jones movies

 

i seen that on "faces of death"

 

you saw what? At the zoo, you saw what? On the tv, you saw what monkey brains look like?

 

~sigh~ zoo + 20someodd chefs going in the side gate = booga's imagination goes crazy

 

yeah, in one of the series of faces of death, they show a monkey with its head in between this table, and some person knocks him on the head with a mallet, so they can crack open into its skull and eat the brains out.

 

nevermind.. you missed what i was getting at, and its really not worth it anyway.

 

I've seen the inside of my wifes abdoman..... yummy stuff

 

wow you're a doctor too? cool

 

I tried to be....

 

just like dr giggles i bet

 

that was an awesome fuckin movie...... I'm surprised to hear you mention it cuz most people have never heard of it

 

i've seen damn never every horror movie made.. and well.. they all bore me. i haven't been scared of a movie since i was like 6