I see Jesus.

Recently I have been noticing that Jesus himself has been revealing himself to me all the time. I see him everywhere, toast, rocks, trees, dirt, my dogs ass you name it. I'm convinced it's a gift, and I have decided to turn my gift into a successful career of selling all of the random items that I see Jesus in.

 

you would sell moar, if it was Muhammad ...

 

lol

 

A successful career selling anything requires the cooperation of others willing to assume the key role of buyer. How certain are you that there will be a willing buyer- accepting (strictly for the sake of argument) that everyone is going to see what you are seeing?

Shipping internationally a dog's ass that bears the likeness might be a tad difficult.

 

When he shows himself to me, he bares a message as well.
Who wouldn't want Jesus toast? As long as I provide a sturdy amount of Jesus, I will maintain enough income to get by. People will see what I see, I just have a gift of finding it.

Ill sell photos of my dogs Jesus ass on greeting cards and what not, simple really.

 

no body fucks wit the jesus

 

Fair enough, but bear in mind most would want their Jesus Toast to be heavily buttered.

 

I just saw Jesus on a perogie

 

the cum stain my gf left behind on my sheets looks like jesus

 

thats no virgin mary jane..

 

I saw Hitler on a taco once.

 

lol you stare at your dogs ass

 

I see Jesus every Saturday when I pay him for doing my yard work.

 

this reminds me of a full house episode when they saw joe pesci in a potato...

doubt you'll make much of a profit, but you gotta do what you love...just maybe on the side...

don't quit your day job

 

Step one=jesus -------- step two=-------- step three=profit

 

You're going to sell your dogs arse?

 

LMFAO sp

 

Jesus was a member here,,If I remember right he used the name LizardKingMike