I ran into my rear view mirror (nsfw?)

And, thus, I acquired a bruise, on my chubby rump

they are pajama bottoms....

 

no one wants to see me less than clothed.

this amuses me.

 

i'm just disappointed that you had pajamas on instead of tighty whiteys, or less.

also, i spent a couple minutes pondering the meaning of nsfw, to no avail.

 

Daniel and I are baffled as to how you got that on your rearview mirror. "Was he trying to run backwards through a cornfield and didn't quite make it past the car?" was Daniel's response. I showed him your ass.

 

im still trying to picture you hitting the rear view mirror....I hope you meant to say side mirror

 

I was side stepping, between my car, and the one next to us.

was parked too close, was hurrying, I sidestep like I am fencing.

fine, yes, side view mirror

 

I Hope The Mirror's O.K.??...



Cheers Glen.

 

Well, I'm glad to know you weren't running backwards through any cornfields today.

 

alas, I have never been in a cornfield.

 

I punched off my rearview once, cause the lamps on it flickered..

 

I was once in highschool drama class rehearsal, standing in the right wing of the stage, and I backed into the railing of the staircase behind me, and I had a MASSIVE brown/blue/purple/nasty ass bruise near/around my ass. I enjoyed showing it off. You could see all the individual pigmentation. I thought it was fantastic.

 

near side front window?
'nuff said for win?
nerd sex foams weirdly?


am i really the only one who's completely confused by this?

 

those are AWESOME pajama pants!

 

Im surprised at you. 'not safe for work'.

 

oh, ok... i guess i can see not wanting to open ass pictures at work...

thanks.

 

np

 

Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck Superman.
Fuck you.
Fuck yo ass.

Mine will always be better.

 

*hiss* ouch. how'd you manage that?

 

i think you shouldnt be so prudish with the ass pictures:toetap05:



thats a pretty sweet bruise though!