I Quit Smoking!!!!

After 10 years of smoking cancer sticks.... with a few breaks(failed attempts to quit).... im finally calling it quits.... and so far its working great.... 6 days so far...... cold turkey..... friends have been over and been smoking cigs and i havent thought once about lighting up..... woo hoo....

 

keep it up and you;ll get a reward....

 

I quit too, but now I chew so.....

 

that's no better. I think chewing is worse. tobacco makes people smell so gross

 

ooo.. whats is it?

 

yea.. umm... i guess losing your lower jaw line is better off than losing your lungs.....

 

Well good for you joker man. Congrats, and keep up the great job.

 

Not easy to do during a war .

 

I'll send myself in a big fed ex package to you and pop out naked if you go a whole year with no cigarettes!

 

Yeah, well, its better than lung cancer.

 

rock on!!!!!! *copys thread for proof*

 

try chewing food, or anything for that matter, with no lower jaw.....

 

congratulations! smoking [cigarettes] sucks

 

wow.... i was starting to wonder if my thread was gonna be worthy enough to get a worthless post from you posted under it

 

Hello? feeding tubes? duh......

 

ohhhhhh heeeeeeeeeelllllll yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa...... gotta get me some feedin tubes.... go pick up me some fine ass chicks at da club.... or maybe a star trek convention... they'll probably just think im some alien from the show

 

I wonder if people with feeding tubes can share

if you lose your lower jaw, can I suck out of your feeding tube?

 

can a woman still give a blowjob without a bottom jaw???

 

you'd think she'd give a better one...

 

giddy up