I put my pants on two legs at a time

I can also see the forest for the trees. I'm just special that way.

 

two legs at a time?

do you have 4 legs?

 

i don't wear pants

they're restricting

 

Someone please tell me this doesn't make sense

I'm really high and alot of things i'm reading in forums makes no sense.

 

Now thats a beautiful thought

 

how do you do that? do you jump into ur pants? i wish i could..it would save time

 

Just sit on the bed and pop 'em on. It's easy.

 

I cut off my legs in the night. Put 'em in there for morning. Saves time.

 

I have my pants sewn together around me.