I need to stop

Smoking cigarettes but its hard when all my friends smoke around me i just always end up wanting one! Fuck! And the worst part is it made me and my girl get into a fight yesterday because i forgot i had a cigarette in my ear when i walked up to kiss her. She broke it in half =[

 

i feel your pain man. im trying to quit myself...

 

Just masturbate everytime you want a cig.

 

But i always want a cigarette after i jerk it! lol

 

Well, then you'll just have to masturbate again. As long as you are perpetually masturbating, you won't need a cigarette. Problem solved.

 

what happens when he wants a cig when he's in public, are you saying he should just whip out his dick and start stoking it in front of people.

 

Well I wouldnt whip it out, I'd do it quietly behind a fat man.

 

that could cause chaifing and thats not a good thing.
but seriouly if you and your girl fight over it, decide whats more important, cigs of her, oull make the right choice

 

Dude, your dick would be raw as hell.

 

Sit down and smoke cig after cig until u get nicotine poisoning very nasty business but u wount want to see another cig for a looooooong time.

 

funk that cigs are what keep me sane.

 

Cigs suck. i say " i want to quit" every day. no willpower. FUCK.