I need to shower and shave.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by crummyrummy, Jan 24, 2005.

  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    ANyone wanna do it for me. I dont feel like it.
     
  2. mystical_shroom

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    sure, I'll shave ya [​IMG] do you want me to use my lady shaver...
     
  3. smilez

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    Ooooh. Sounds sensual.
     
  4. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    YES!!!!!!!
     
  5. mystical_shroom

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    okay, what are we shaving today, legs? arms? pubes? my lady shaver can handle it all...
     
  6. daisymae

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    Hahaha...You sound so professional...:D
     
  7. mystical_shroom

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    haha i wonder if you could get a job being a professional shaver :D
     
  8. crummyrummy

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    well face and neck, well see how you do with that, then we can discuss other places.
     
  9. mystical_shroom

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    haha, can I please shave your ass, that has always been a dream of mine..
    Im an excellent shaver, people line up around the block just so I can give them a good 'ol fashion shave..you wont regret it [​IMG] you'll be as smooth as a baby's bottom...
     
  10. crummyrummy

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    I see right through you missy, you are just trying to spank me!!!!!
     
  11. mystical_shroom

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    damn it, you know me to well :D the jig is up...
     
  12. crummyrummy

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    sokay a spanking and smooth buns, I think I can allow it!!!
     
  13. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    I once shaved my friend's head with a lady shaver. He hated me for about a week after that. :D
     
  14. mystical_shroom

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    but instead of shaving cream, i use butter, is that going to be a problem?
     
  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    um maybe. will it sting?
     
  16. mystical_shroom

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    only when i slap some butter on them hot buns ya have there...
     
  17. crummyrummy

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  18. olhippie54

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    I've already showered and I never shave. :D
     
  19. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    I too need a shower, but today shaving is optional (I'm off work) so scraping metal against my skin is out for today
     
  20. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    I just bathed but i didn't need to shave and now I am all clean yeeeeeee
     

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