I need to shower and shave.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by crummyrummy, Jan 24, 2005.

  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    ANyone wanna do it for me. I dont feel like it.
     
  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    sure, I'll shave ya [​IMG] do you want me to use my lady shaver...
     
  3. smilez

    smilez Member

    Ooooh. Sounds sensual.
     
  4. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    YES!!!!!!!
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    okay, what are we shaving today, legs? arms? pubes? my lady shaver can handle it all...
     
  6. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    Hahaha...You sound so professional...:D
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    haha i wonder if you could get a job being a professional shaver :D
     
  8. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    well face and neck, well see how you do with that, then we can discuss other places.
     
  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    haha, can I please shave your ass, that has always been a dream of mine..
    Im an excellent shaver, people line up around the block just so I can give them a good 'ol fashion shave..you wont regret it [​IMG] you'll be as smooth as a baby's bottom...
     
  10. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    I see right through you missy, you are just trying to spank me!!!!!
     
  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    damn it, you know me to well :D the jig is up...
     
  12. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    sokay a spanking and smooth buns, I think I can allow it!!!
     
  13. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

    I once shaved my friend's head with a lady shaver. He hated me for about a week after that. :D
     
  14. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    but instead of shaving cream, i use butter, is that going to be a problem?
     
  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    um maybe. will it sting?
     
  16. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    only when i slap some butter on them hot buns ya have there...
     
  17. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

  18. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    I've already showered and I never shave. :D
     
  19. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

    I too need a shower, but today shaving is optional (I'm off work) so scraping metal against my skin is out for today
     
  20. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    I just bathed but i didn't need to shave and now I am all clean yeeeeeee
     

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