I need something....I need

a big black fat mama woman friend to lovingly tell me what is up....and make me laugh alot........(and NO)...not for anything sexual)....I thought of this seeing a bit of Mary Mary last night......
I am whining because I don't have one.....

What do you need......?

 

Im so fortunate to have a big fat black lady friend. its true she makes me laugh a lot.. sucks to be you, im a tell my big fat black lady friend this story and make her laugh..

 

I sort of had one at my other forum, but she died recently with cancer at such a young age....

 

I miss her......:bigcry:...and my own mom.

Some days are harder than others here.

Today has not been so good.

 

Bummer...

 

Yeah, i will go kill myself now. LOL!

 

Yikes.

 

hope you are not serious about that.

just in case, you may want to visit www.suicideforum.com or www.befrienders.org if you want to talk to someone on a hotline.

It's hard to have lost people that you love. The best way to honor their memory though is to live as good a life as you can... I think that this is what they would want for you. :sunny:

 

No, that is why the LOL at the end.....Of course, I would never kill myself......

 

i need a billion dollars

i'll settle for 30,000 though if anyone doesnt have a billion

 

I need that, too. LOL!

 

I need more cowbell. Gotta have it.

I got a fever! And the only prescription is more cowbell!

 

Bwahahahaha! My 18mo daughter is now trained to raise her hand, ring an imaginary cowbell and go "ding-a-ling-a-ling" whenever I respond to her "more" with "more what? More cowbell?"

 

this isnt the Oprah Winfrey show .. :afro:

 

I could go for some Mexican food.

 

We can all use a good friend at times.

I hope that tomorrow is a better day. :grouphug:

 

money(100), more money(1,000), even more money!(100,000) more more,( 1,000,009) never enough!,
no but really... just to have the bills paid/caught up would be nice.
a legal car too, before i get fined, again. last time it cost me 758$ for no ins., insp., reg. at least i had my drivers lin.

just have the bills paid...

 

Yes, yes, yes Stoner! Our cars illegal too at the moment...c'mon tax $$$!!!

 

Sorry, really shouldn't lecture you about joking about killing yourself but yea, it's not really a funny "joke" being that some people have lost people to that. But I know you didn't mean anything by it.



(just ignore me, lol)

 

I need a vacation.... right now. I don't think I can wait til we vacation for a week @ the beach in June... June? Seriously. That's over 3 months from now and between being pregnant and nauseous and exhausted and my 3 year old driving me mad at times...and the snow .... yea, wanna be on an island now.


:sunny: