i need some cheering up

i feel like crap and i'm just a mess. anybody mind cheering me up any way possible?!? its much needed. :$

 

have a beer

 

Suprisingly, I notice that I also am severley depressed today. I just really want to see my son. Sorry that you are down as well

 

I'd cheer ya up but um... what makes you happy?

wanna see a really silly face?



hoped that helped... but hey if not just lemme know =P


I have ta go see my bf but if your not cheered up by the time I get back I'll think of some really silly jokes, that always works on me =D hope you feel better!

 

how can you be sad when you are so adorable?

 

Well, I'd talk to you if you were still online but looks like you're not so I hope you're feeling better.

 

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

 

a women gets pulled over on her way to work . the cop asks the ussual question why are you in such a hurry. the women replies that she is late for work and he cuts her off and says I suppose you have a really important job like a doctor where it a matter of life and death that you be there huh. the lady says no accually I am a asshole stretcher. the cop says an asshole stretcher what is that. she says it is where you start with one finger and then work in a second until you got your whole hand in there and then the other hand and you keep stretching until it is about six foot. the cop says well what do you do with a six foot asshole? the lady says give them a gun and badge and have them pull people over that are late for work

 

Ahahahahaha!

 

A man was driving into town, and he fell in a big ditch in the middle of the road. A farmer came up and said, "My horse Sebastian can pull you out," the man said ok and the farmer got Sebastian. When Sebastian was hooked up, the farmer said, "Pull Ranger! C’mon Benny! Lets go Delilah!!!!" Then the farmer said, "Pull Sebastian, pull!" Then the car was out of the ditch, the man said, "I have a question, why did you say the wrong name three times?" And the farmer said, "Because Sebastian is blind, if he knew other horses weren’t pulling, he wouldn’t even try..."

 

wow crummy and weaveworld I'm lmao
I'm cheered up and I didn't even know I needed it =P

thanks... Oo now tell more

 

Your beautiful, and your completely awesome because you like the Beatles =]

 

Thank you all. That's why I love this place! Such great people who would help a stranger out when needed =)

 

Wigga wigga boo boo. I am goofy. blah blah bloo bloo. skjdfegergefvfner. Diba diba dab dab dub dub..shew shew! Woooo Wooooo!!!!! (I have no idea)

 

Hey girl what's been troubling you?

 

BOREDOM!!!!! Crazy eh?lololol!

 

comical bury comical...


Turn that frown upside down

 

~Sighs~ ~Grins big~

 

lol I hope all these nice people have cheered you up!!!

 

yes they have. thanks so much. hehe i knew i could count on you all =)